(Your name here)'s Law

[The Iron Ninja]

Iron Ninja's law of unbridled jackassery

No matter who you are or how good a point you have made, saying "/thread" will make you look like a jackass. No exceptions.

 

[Souplex]

Souplexes law of awesome: For all X Souplex beats X.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Danzorz's Law

No matter what you do or who you are any association with 4chan immediately makes you a monster.

If association does that, then i'd hate to think what you think of me.

You and me should go trolling sometime Danzorz, before long /b/ will be the evil older brother you never had. Unless you did, in which case it will make him look like the freaking Pope. I wont mention names, but you'd need an oil drill to find some of the other escapists i've helped sink into the mire. They assure me, however, that they can quit any time they want.

It'll be fun. You and me, we'll whistle at chicks and shoot at old people.

Ultrajoe's Rule Of Corruption:

Animosity breeds curiosity, and those on high horses have furthest to fall. The only thing it takes to turn hater to harbinger is convincing them the drop will be fun.

And it is. So very much.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Yes those on the high horses will fall the furthest..Like someone who claims to be evil gets the "good guy" badge for fable...know who I'm on about?
No but in all fairness are you serious? You troll on 4chan? Like...really!?

I already proved Good was the most evil choice. And i troll 4chan all the time, it's not exactly a secret.

Come on, how can you stand against it when you do not know thine enemy?

 

[Anarchemitis]

Souplexes law of awesome: For all X Souplex beats X.

That makes no sense.

x*(Souplex) results defeat (x)
x/(Souplex) results defeat (x)
r=Souplex[sup]x[/sup] r=defeat (x)
Mook?

 

[LewsTherin]

LewsTherins other other law:

String or Nothing!

 

[Duck Sandwich]

Duck Sandwich's Law of Perceived Truth:
It's not what's actually true that matters, it's what everyone thinks is true that matters.

Duck Sandwich's Law of Aerobic Exercise:
If you don't have to worry about tripping in a puddle of your own sweat, you're not trying hard enough.

Duck Sandwich's Law of Conversation:
If you don't talk, people will ask why you don't talk. If you talk, the same people will ignore you.

Duck Sandwich's Law of Circumstance:
If you make plans to hang out with a friend a day before or on the same day, that friend will be busy. If you plan in advance to hang out on a day when they're not busy, either something will come up at the last minute and occupy them, or something will come up at the last minute and occupy you.

NewClassic's Law of Hanging Out
The more time you have to hang out with friends, the less they will be able/willing to hang out with you.

Duck Sandwich's Law of Courtship
If a woman shows interest in you, she will continue to do so until you show interest in her, in which case her interest in you will decline.

Duck Sandwich's Law of Retrospect
If you are put on the spot, you will think of something clever/witty to do/say long after you get the chance to do/say it.

 

[Mnemophage]

Mnemophage's Law:

If it's worth doing, it's worth doing tomorrow when I feel like it.

Corollary to Mnemophage's Law:

Self-warming couch cushions are the death of all ambition.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Ninjablu's law of internet occupations:
No one is ever what they say they are. No, you're not a ninja, nor a pirate, nor is Ultrajoe regularly killing things, nor is Labyri- wait, that one's true.

Modified Ninjablu's law of Internet Occupations:
No one is ever what they say they are, with the exception of people who work/ have dalliances in the sex industry, because posting this fact on the internet for all strangers to see counts as a fetish in and of itself.

 

[Birras]

Birras's law of meme containment breaches:

If an internet meme allows itself to be presented in a manner that is painfully obvious, in an everyday situation, and you do not present it, you will regret it for the rest of your life.
Example:I was in Algebra class, and the answer to a problem was 'X<9000'. Every fiber of my being desired to stand up and yell 'IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!', but, alas, I did not. Now I will regret it every day of my eternal life

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

The Oracle's Law: In every ARG, RPG forum, or RPG thread, there will be at least one elitist trolling douchebag that everybody secretly despises that no one can do anything about.

 

[Sporky111]

Sporkys Law of the Decline of the Music Industry

Every successive decade since the 1950s will be less memorable than the last. Therefore, 100 years from now people will be more likely to listen to music from the 80s than they will be to listen to what is now current. Folk songs will last forever.

 

[Isaac Dodgson]

Dodgson's Laws:

Law of Necessity
The moment an item of any kind is in need is when said item is nigh impossible to locate. The inverse is also true.

Law of Annoyance
The level of a subject's common sense intelligence is inversely proportional with my annoyance with the subject

Law of Procurement
The moment one decides to buy something, usually technology oriented is always within a two month time period where either the product will be upgraded or become cheaper

Law of Over Simplification
If I can over simplify and therefore complicate a situation or task, then you can guarentee that's what I'll do.

I have more I'm sure...

 

[neoxdonut]

Neo's Law: You must carry a Donut with you at all times.

 

[Combined]

Combined's Law of Population Control:
If there are more people than there were yesterday, you're not using your stun-stick enough.

Combined's Law of Civil Protection:
If someone's stealing the doughnuts and cookies you have in your locker/office, It's the guy from D sector.

 

[Hey Joe]

Hey Joe's second law

No, seriously, shut the fuck up

Hey Joe's third law

Shotgun.

 

[Graustein]

Graustein's law of hair
The less you like your hair, the more other people wish they had hair like yours.

Corollary to Graustein's law of hair
If you change the style of your hair, the more you wish to revert to the old style, the more such a move will be resisted by others.

Or so I have found.

Graustein's corollary to rule 34
Rule 34 applies to more than just porn.

Finally, Graustein's corollary to Clarke's third law
Any sufficiently is indistinguishable from

 

[Psyco Slim]

Slim Reaper10's law: music + video games + soccer= Life

Slim Reaper10's Law of inquiry: when life gives you lemons you say "what the fuck am i supposed to do with these?"

 

[jebussaves88]

Jebussaves Law- The only kind of farming that doesn't lead to soil erosion and damage to the ecosystem is Lead Farming Motherfucka.