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Avalanche91's law
if you do something totally unintentionally aweseome, you'll fail to do it again when trying to do it on purpose...ever
if you do something totally unintentionally aweseome, you'll fail to do it again when trying to do it on purpose...ever
terribleyetfun`s law- If at first you don`t succeed then give up because the next failure will only be more horrific
Dancingman's First Law of RP
90% of RPers are annoying weirdos who play angsty teenage orphan heroes with superpowers every single time.
5% of RPers are even more annoying weirdos who play weird human/animal hybrids every single time.
5% of RPers are normal people who play interesting, well-thought-out characters every single time.
90% of RPers are annoying weirdos who play angsty teenage orphan heroes with superpowers every single time.
5% of RPers are even more annoying weirdos who play weird human/animal hybrids every single time.
5% of RPers are normal people who play interesting, well-thought-out characters every single time.
Combined's Law of Picking up the Can:
You're always doing it wrong.
Combined's Second Law of Picking up the Can:
You'll be beaten severely even if you picked the can up properly.
Combined's Third Law of Picking up the Can:
There is NO proper way to pick up the can.
You're always doing it wrong.
Combined's Second Law of Picking up the Can:
You'll be beaten severely even if you picked the can up properly.
Combined's Third Law of Picking up the Can:
There is NO proper way to pick up the can.
Nivag's Law
The increasing frequancy of a word is directly proportionate to the decline of it's effectiveness.
e.g. Epic, Pwn, 1337.
The increasing frequancy of a word is directly proportionate to the decline of it's effectiveness.
e.g. Epic, Pwn, 1337.
Zen's Law of Female Sexual Attraction
Your quality as a human being is inversely proportional to the amount of attractive girls who want you.
Your quality as a human being is inversely proportional to the amount of attractive girls who want you.
Dancingman's Law of Partners
The probability that you will work with someone is inversely proportional to the degree to which you dislike them.
Law of Jobs
Any disaster will wait to happen until it's your turn to do it.
Law of Gamers
The skill of the gamer is directly proportional to their skill at being annoying.
Law of Tests
The likelihood of you failing a test in inversely proportional to the amount of time you spent studying for it
Second Law of Tests
The likelihood of you acing a test in inversely proportional to the amount of time you spent doing anything but studying.
Law of DnD Characters
The amount of enjoyment you derive from playing your character is inversely proportional to the likelihood of you rolling a 1 on your last fort save.
The probability that you will work with someone is inversely proportional to the degree to which you dislike them.
Law of Jobs
Any disaster will wait to happen until it's your turn to do it.
Law of Gamers
The skill of the gamer is directly proportional to their skill at being annoying.
Law of Tests
The likelihood of you failing a test in inversely proportional to the amount of time you spent studying for it
Second Law of Tests
The likelihood of you acing a test in inversely proportional to the amount of time you spent doing anything but studying.
Law of DnD Characters
The amount of enjoyment you derive from playing your character is inversely proportional to the likelihood of you rolling a 1 on your last fort save.
Yes, but that's only because all the lads you know are actively tring to plough your mum, and those jokes do not improve your chances.Stalington said:
Stormcaller's law-
Take the name of your favourite rpg character(mine was my WoW character Bloodax because we had so much in common) and your ususal alias and you get something really cool.
I ended up with Bloodstorm or when that is taken Stormblood.
Take the name of your favourite rpg character(mine was my WoW character Bloodax because we had so much in common) and your ususal alias and you get something really cool.
I ended up with Bloodstorm or when that is taken Stormblood.
Auron's Law of Snow
The beauty of any given snowbank shall decrease exponentially by factors of time since creation, proximity to roads, and temperature.
A graph of snowbank beauty would have the most beautiful and calming in the middle of a plain or forest during or right after a snowstorm, the most depressing being on the streets of Boston two weeks after.
It'd be hard to call that brown slush snow... but we do.
The beauty of any given snowbank shall decrease exponentially by factors of time since creation, proximity to roads, and temperature.
A graph of snowbank beauty would have the most beautiful and calming in the middle of a plain or forest during or right after a snowstorm, the most depressing being on the streets of Boston two weeks after.
It'd be hard to call that brown slush snow... but we do.
Oh my god, have you ever been to Roleplay Gateway? Just try to get a normal fantasy RP up there and you'll get wolfboys and anime girls applying round' the clock.Fightgarr said:
Dancingman's Law of DM Plots
The likelihood of players ruining a plot is inversely proportional to the amount of time the DM spent writing it.
Dancingman's Law of Dice
The amount you get on a roll is inversely proportional to your need for it.
Dancingman's Law of hybrids
If it looks more human than bestial/alien/cybernetic, it's just an outcast freak of society, the more bestial/alien/cybernetic it appears, the more likely that it is a savage beast.
Dancingman's Law of Skill
The hero's ability to increase his magic skill is affected in no way whatsoever by the fact that the NPC wizards spend years learning one single school of magic, the hero can not only master that in a millionth of the time, but every other school as well.
Dancingman's Law of Boss Powers
The more cheap the boss' powers are, the more likely you are to face him again after beating him the first time.
The likelihood of players ruining a plot is inversely proportional to the amount of time the DM spent writing it.
Dancingman's Law of Dice
The amount you get on a roll is inversely proportional to your need for it.
Dancingman's Law of hybrids
If it looks more human than bestial/alien/cybernetic, it's just an outcast freak of society, the more bestial/alien/cybernetic it appears, the more likely that it is a savage beast.
Dancingman's Law of Skill
The hero's ability to increase his magic skill is affected in no way whatsoever by the fact that the NPC wizards spend years learning one single school of magic, the hero can not only master that in a millionth of the time, but every other school as well.
Dancingman's Law of Boss Powers
The more cheap the boss' powers are, the more likely you are to face him again after beating him the first time.
The Emu's Law of Progression
All birds shall have their wings clipped in honor of the Emu's sacrifice to the world to defeat the evil Hunter Lord Tinky.
All birds shall have their wings clipped in honor of the Emu's sacrifice to the world to defeat the evil Hunter Lord Tinky.
The Emu declares this as undeniably true, after years of experiencing said phenomena.-Zen- said: