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Sargent Toughie's second law
"When a mistake is made... openly admit it and pray that people will respect you a little for being a man about it"
"When a mistake is made... openly admit it and pray that people will respect you a little for being a man about it"
Rotten P. Buttersworths's Law of Web-comic Relevancy
No matter what a thread is about, there will always be a web-comic relevant to it.
No matter what a thread is about, there will always be a web-comic relevant to it.
Law of Damien #1:
If I go out of my way to let you in front of me in heavy traffic and you fail to give me the "thank you" wave, I have every right to ram you with my car. You will be arrested and I will be high-fived by the police.
If I go out of my way to let you in front of me in heavy traffic and you fail to give me the "thank you" wave, I have every right to ram you with my car. You will be arrested and I will be high-fived by the police.
Sargent Toughie's third law
When a Thread is Necrod. that Toughie has tried and failed to raise from the grave, he will be gratefull to the Necro.
Thank you Rottenbutter...
When a Thread is Necrod. that Toughie has tried and failed to raise from the grave, he will be gratefull to the Necro.
Thank you Rottenbutter...
Irish's Law of Alcohol Dynamics
The amount of alcohol consumed is a direct corelary to your imminent police record.
Irish's Law of Trend Setting
Even the popular people don't know what is going to be popular, so just keep trying random shit; eventually you'll get it right.
Irish's Law of Understanding Women
I don't have a bloody clue, I'll let you know when I figure that one out
Irish's law of Understanding Men
Bring him a steak and a beer while wearing a thong, and he'll do anything
The amount of alcohol consumed is a direct corelary to your imminent police record.
Irish's Law of Trend Setting
Even the popular people don't know what is going to be popular, so just keep trying random shit; eventually you'll get it right.
Irish's Law of Understanding Women
I don't have a bloody clue, I'll let you know when I figure that one out
Irish's law of Understanding Men
Bring him a steak and a beer while wearing a thong, and he'll do anything
It's actually scary, but my second law was true! When I was seven, I wore my halloween costume for two weeks after halloween...and now kids are dressing up like vampires! I was so far ahead of the trend that if I dress like one now it would be for retro's sake.
Ace of Spades's law of rule-breaking:
At least one out of every 50 people will say "Screw the rules I have money!" when penalized for breaking a rule.
At least one out of every 50 people will say "Screw the rules I have money!" when penalized for breaking a rule.
Iron Ninja's rule of eventual indifference
No matter how absurd your obsession, if you stick by it, people will come to accept it as normal.
No matter how absurd your obsession, if you stick by it, people will come to accept it as normal.
The Ultrajoe's Law Of Determined Entropy
Not only will the worst always happen, but it will go out of it's way to ensure that this is the case. It will catch buses, steal bicycles and pay ridiculous Taxi fares to make sure you fail hard. It will miss dates to screw you over. 'Worst watching' is a sport in some countries, where they bait this asshole of a universal force by making card towers in fan factories.
Not only will the worst always happen, but it will go out of it's way to ensure that this is the case. It will catch buses, steal bicycles and pay ridiculous Taxi fares to make sure you fail hard. It will miss dates to screw you over. 'Worst watching' is a sport in some countries, where they bait this asshole of a universal force by making card towers in fan factories.
And there's empirical proof; Iron Ninja'sThe Iron Ninja said:
COR's law of religion and atheism:
Despite what some people might think, not everyone who practices a religion is a nut-job, and not every single Atheist out there is intelligent. Well, individual-wise, anyways. Except when It comes to Fundamentalists and extremists. Virtually all fundamentalists/extremists of ANY religion out there is never good.
Despite what some people might think, not everyone who practices a religion is a nut-job, and not every single Atheist out there is intelligent. Well, individual-wise, anyways. Except when It comes to Fundamentalists and extremists. Virtually all fundamentalists/extremists of ANY religion out there is never good.
Vanguard's Law of Digital Imperialism
When extradited from an online gaming clan, community, or organization when attempting to prevent a leader's harmful course of action, the person in question will inevitably create an organization of their own who's power and influence will come to surpass it's predecessor.
When extradited from an online gaming clan, community, or organization when attempting to prevent a leader's harmful course of action, the person in question will inevitably create an organization of their own who's power and influence will come to surpass it's predecessor.
