(Your name here)'s Law

[Kuropan]

Kuropan's Law:
Slow and steady may win the race, but soft and cuddly gets the love.

Zen's Law of Female Sexual Attraction
Your quality as a human being is inversely proportional to the amount of attractive girls who want you.

Kuropan's Law of Attraction:
The less attainable something is, the better it looks. (i.e. be an unapproachable ass and they'll be all over you.) Dovetails with Zen's Law.

 

[scatmanfan]

Scatmanfan's Law of Fighting:
When life gives you lemons, use them to squirt lemon juice in the eyes of your enemies.
The Impossibility Collorary:
If you have no enemies, use the lemons to make grape juice, sit back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

 

[scatmanfan]

The Bloom County Attraction Law:
Weird, almost strange guys always end up with the hot girls.

 

[Klagermeister]

Klagermeister's Law of Patience:

As soon as you run out of patience, what you were waiting for occurs.

 

[Marv21]

Nelsons law of comedic douchebags who end up being you but who repeat your joke in geist and get the whole class laughing because they thought it was their joke and not yours.

Well thats about it, no explanation, name says it all.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Ninjablu's law of Cynicism:
While optimists may say the glass is half full, and pessiments say it is half empty, cynics will quip "Why did you expect the glass to be full in the first place?"

 

[themadhacker]

Dancingman's Law of DM Plots

The likelihood of players ruining a plot is inversely proportional to the amount of time the DM spent writing it.

Dancingman's Law of Boss Powers

The more cheap the boss' powers are, the more likely you are to face him again after beating him the first time.

Dancingman's Law of DM Plots: this is why i started play World of Darkness. its very difficult to do, because anything that goes wrong you can esily blame on outside influences. although i once i did figure out and kill the main 'boss' in a story in the first half hour of a game. but that was back when our storyteller (DM) was horrible and thought that making story concepts while drinking 5 shots of crown royal was a good idea.

Dancingman's Law of Boss Powers: agreed, and they always have some bullshat attack that either always hits or rusts your armor, removing like 3-5AC per hit or he has some godly weapon like moljinr, thor's fricken hammer or... well you get the picture. its annoying at hell and they just wont die! we threw him into a pool of lava, and he survived! what the hell king of carp is that?!?

ok getting too worked up, moving on to my laws...

T Mad's theory of quick match games: on any multiplayer game, the amount of good player/friends in your party, the more likely you are to somehow be on the other team.

T Mad's law of impossibility: "always make sure it's dead." in any RP or table-top game, make sure you anhialate the bodies, in the off chance that it played possum or that your DM likes to put necromancers in every fluxing dungeon.

T Mad's law of crossfire: as soon as the think you are safe from enemy arrows/bullets/magic, someone on your group kills you with friendly fire. accidental or otherwise.

EDIT: ooh! forgot one! T Mad's Law of love interests: every 1 out of 1000 forms of stories (in books, games, movies etc.) will have a secondary character that the main character will fall in love with (or vice versa) for no reason or relevence to the plotline.

chao,

T Mad

 

[Iolair]

Iolair's Law:

The quieter the situation, the more trouble you're in.

 

[TheDoctor455]

The Doctor's Law:

Any given item in almost any game will eventually become useless as your foes get tougher. RPGs demonstrate this phenomenon quite well.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Declaration of Falsehood:
The television is sually wrong

• Case in point: My second cousin has Lupus, therefore House is a bloody liar.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Zombie_Fish Law: A fish never forgets. That's why it comes back as a zombie in your stomache and kills you! It isn't food poisoning.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

HAZEANDHALO`S law
F**k off.

 

[No-Superman10]

No-Superman10's law of scale

The smallest detail is invariabley the most important and you will not know it exists until after you've screwed up

 

[experiment0789]

Law of asking for it

Good looking girls+miniskirt and skimpy dress+In public+horny guys=__________________________

(I'll let you guys and/or girls fill in the blank)

 

[revolverwolf]

The Law of Important Tests

The more important the test, the higher your chance of getting hand cramp.

The "Fuck Crap" Law

If you are eating, and get foot cramp, try to get through it without saying that you have foot cramp. The chances of this happening become greater as the amount of elderly relatives in the room increases.

 

[Ramthundar]

Ram's Law.
If you do a stupid act but try to hide the fact you willingly did a stupid act, it will haunt you.
FOREVER!

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Skarin's Law of cuddly justice:

For every sin you commit, a fluffy kitten will be guillotined.

Skarin's Law of probability:

Regardless of the number of variables or the potential outcomes, the root of all probability comes down to a 50/50 distribution. You either get it, or you don't.