I've been a nerd since I was a very small one. My first major purchase was when I saved up $100 for 2MB of RAM for my 386 (true geeks have fun with the timeline math).
I still know how to program in DOS/QBASIC.
I've got 12 first place regional, 12 first place state, 1 bronze national Science Olympiad medals (yes, I won them. Our team also placed 9th and 7th nationally in 2 separate years).
I've got the molecular symbols for caffeine and nicotine tattooed on the insides of my ankles.
I once broke up with a girl because she said John Cleese wasn't funny.
My hobbies include Extreme Botany (don't ask).
I did my online testing for Jeopardy last night.