Your opinion on yourself

[Julianking93]

I love myself unconditionally and consider myself of higher quality than most people in my town.

so, a typical teenager?

I guess. Maybe where you live. I live in a town where most people are arrogant douchebags who spit on sensitive people like me, so I consider myself above them.

I honestly don't want to sound like a douche, but maybe they don't spit on you because you're "sensitive" they spit on you because you think that you are better than them in some way, and the truth is, no one is better than anyone .

No, they spit on me because I'm considered weird since I don't play football and don't idolize women.

True, no one is better than anyone and honestly I wouldn't put myself above anyone (well above most people) but I was really just making a joke.

Jesus, ease up, I didn't say I'm better than anyone else here.

 

[matumba]

Reliable is about the only thing I would allow me to call myself. I find that generally I am the least qualified person in the world to Judge anyone including myself.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I am the greatest thing ever created, ever. Even better than the Earth, VALVe, and sliced bread

What about Bacon? Alcohol? Russia?!

Bacon: I am better
Alcohol: I am better
Russia: Tie

I expected the first two to fail, placing them to merely see if anyone would react.
It was the final one I knew I would get you with, proving you are not the greatest thing in the world.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I'm a giant loser.

 

[joshuaayt]

I firmly believe that my intellect is my only redeeming factor. I find emotion difficult (especially expressing things like gratitude), and attractive I am not. Plus, I'm a gamer, so I don't know which way outside is.

 

[SimuLord]

My opinion of myself is "underrated". I am consistently amazed by the nice things people say about me and by my reputation as well-liked by those who know me. I'm just an ordinary guy in an ordinary place with no particularly noteworthy qualities worth discussing, but somehow I can make people smile...and I praise the gods every day that this is so, because it's more about them than me.

 

[AkJay]

I love myself unconditionally and consider myself of higher quality than most people in my town.

so, a typical teenager?

I guess. Maybe where you live. I live in a town where most people are arrogant douchebags who spit on sensitive people like me, so I consider myself above them.

I honestly don't want to sound like a douche, but maybe they don't spit on you because you're "sensitive" they spit on you because you think that you are better than them in some way, and the truth is, no one is better than anyone .

No, they spit on me because I'm considered weird since I don't play football and don't idolize women.

True, no one is better than anyone and honestly I wouldn't put myself above anyone (well above most people) but I was really just making a joke.

Jesus, ease up, I didn't say I'm better than anyone else here.

well, like you, i go to a high school full of asshole who think they are better than everyone else, so i guess i was taking out my anger on the wrong person, i'm sorry.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

One word: Awesometastic.

 

[Asturiel]

I think of myself as a lowly nice snarky coward. Im pleasent to talk to if I dont really know you but once I know people im my sarcastic snarky self. Nice to the end of it but the begining lure and the drop to reality leaves people questioning themselves.

Nice but a bastard. Oh and I hate the way I am, not emo just wish I was different.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I am the greatest thing ever created, ever. Even better than the Earth, VALVe, and sliced bread

What about Bacon? Alcohol? Russia?!

Bacon: I am better
Alcohol: I am better
Russia: Tie

I expected the first two to fail, placing them to merely see if anyone would react.
It was the final one I knew I would get you with, proving you are not the greatest thing in the world.

Well, no. I am still the awesomest, just Russia is also as awesome.

So, you claim to be better than Russia, naming yourself Awesomest, while only giving Russia Awesome? Very well, but be wary, you now have insulted Russia by saying it is less grand than a single person.

 

[enzilewulf]

A person who likes to be the dude in the fodora and plays keyboard well, gets a bit jealous when his ex is in love with another man but is happy that she is happy. Loves the sad music and who is abnoxious and he hopes to change that.

 

[Aesir23]

Let's see, I'm generally a very shy person and I become incredibly nervous around new people. However, I am also fiercely loyal to my friends.

 

[Aesir23]

So, you claim to be better than Russia, naming yourself Awesomest, while only giving Russia Awesome? Very well, but be wary, you now have insulted Russia by saying it is less grand than a single person.

Yes...yes....but..but...LOOK! CAR KEYS!

*Dangles keys*

*stares at the keys in a trance like state* Damn ADD

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I'm pretty normal, except I hoard money (no shame). I need to work on things like anyone else, though.

 

[Julianking93]

I love myself unconditionally and consider myself of higher quality than most people in my town.

so, a typical teenager?

I guess. Maybe where you live. I live in a town where most people are arrogant douchebags who spit on sensitive people like me, so I consider myself above them.

I honestly don't want to sound like a douche, but maybe they don't spit on you because you're "sensitive" they spit on you because you think that you are better than them in some way, and the truth is, no one is better than anyone .

No, they spit on me because I'm considered weird since I don't play football and don't idolize women.

True, no one is better than anyone and honestly I wouldn't put myself above anyone (well above most people) but I was really just making a joke.

Jesus, ease up, I didn't say I'm better than anyone else here.

well, like you, i go to a high school full of asshole who think they are better than everyone else, so i guess i was taking out my anger on the wrong person, i'm sorry.

No need to apologize, I understand

I used to go to a school full of assholes like I described. Those are the jocks that treat everyone else like shit and, unfortunately, my town is a very sports oriented city and worships assholes like these. There also aren't any other cliques like you see in a normal high school. Its Jocks and everyone else is considered weird if they don't play football.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'm pretty damn sexy