I've been described as, and I quote, "a psychotic ham". I yell and scream about how I'd love to murder you, your family, your family's pets and then burn their comic books and baseball cards but really I'm fooling no one. I'm just doing it for the sheer entertainment and the laughs that I provoke from others. In reality, I'd really not want to murder anybody.
Well, okay, maybe there are a few people...
Well, okay, maybe there are a few people...