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orangebandguy

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Jaranja said:
orangebandguy said:
We'd be a crimefighting duo, both with a sarcastic deadpan humour.
Haha, there should be a show like that, to be honest.

I'd probably end up killing her or falling in love with her.
I guess that'd make her Orangebandgirl? Convienient I guess, she'd be like Blackadder but well meaning. Though I'm not sure whether I could keep my own company, but who knows?
 

Cryo84R

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youngnastyman88 said:
Cryo84R said:
youngnastyman88 said:
No. I'd get bored. Conversations would go down hill after a while. Having no kind of differences would just get dull. I'd end up cheating on myself.
You cheat on yourself all the time Lefty!

By the way there is a camera in your room.

A friend once told me I should indeed try my left hand. It's like a whole other person giving you a HJ. Yeah I tried it and yeah he was right. A whole other person, WHO HAS DOWN SYNDROM!!!!
Just sit on your right hand for a while until it goes numb, then have at it.
 

Jaranja

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orangebandguy said:
Jaranja said:
orangebandguy said:
We'd be a crimefighting duo, both with a sarcastic deadpan humour.
Haha, there should be a show like that, to be honest.

I'd probably end up killing her or falling in love with her.
I guess that'd make her Orangebandgirl? Convienient I guess, she'd be like Blackadder but well meaning. Though I'm not sure whether I could keep my own company, but who knows?
That sounds epic. I wonder what would happen if you got a kid out of it...

A tiny you!... or a weird mutated fish boy with one eye.
 

youngnastyman88

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Cryo84R said:
youngnastyman88 said:
Cryo84R said:
youngnastyman88 said:
No. I'd get bored. Conversations would go down hill after a while. Having no kind of differences would just get dull. I'd end up cheating on myself.
You cheat on yourself all the time Lefty!

By the way there is a camera in your room.

A friend once told me I should indeed try my left hand. It's like a whole other person giving you a HJ. Yeah I tried it and yeah he was right. A whole other person, WHO HAS DOWN SYNDROM!!!!
Just sit on your right hand for a while until it goes numb, then have at it.
While I'm at it I'll lite some candles and incense. Couple glasses of wine. Maybe a roofie. Make a night out of it.
 

orangebandguy

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Jaranja said:
orangebandguy said:
Jaranja said:
orangebandguy said:
We'd be a crimefighting duo, both with a sarcastic deadpan humour.
Haha, there should be a show like that, to be honest.

I'd probably end up killing her or falling in love with her.
I guess that'd make her Orangebandgirl? Convienient I guess, she'd be like Blackadder but well meaning. Though I'm not sure whether I could keep my own company, but who knows?
That sounds epic. I wonder what would happen if you got a kid out of it...

A tiny you!... or a weird mutated fish boy with one eye.
Who knows what monster it'd be, either that or my female self could be smoking hot, but it's unlikely.

If worst comes to worst he shall be Orangebandcyclopfishguy.
 

Jaranja

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orangebandguy said:
Jaranja said:
orangebandguy said:
Jaranja said:
orangebandguy said:
We'd be a crimefighting duo, both with a sarcastic deadpan humour.
Haha, there should be a show like that, to be honest.

I'd probably end up killing her or falling in love with her.
I guess that'd make her Orangebandgirl? Convienient I guess, she'd be like Blackadder but well meaning. Though I'm not sure whether I could keep my own company, but who knows?
That sounds epic. I wonder what would happen if you got a kid out of it...

A tiny you!... or a weird mutated fish boy with one eye.
Who knows what monster it'd be, either that or my female self could be smoking hot, but it's unlikely.

If worst comes to worst he shall be Orangebandcyclopfishguy.
That sounds bad... but strangely awesome.
 

orangebandguy

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Jaranja said:
orangebandguy said:
We'd be a crimefighting duo, both with a sarcastic deadpan humour.
snip.
Well needless to say he'd have underwater abilities. Which might limit him to fighting mermaids and octopii.

Maybe alternatively my female self is smoking hot and I get a Super child.

But that's wishful thinking.
 

Pimppeter2

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I am godlike sexy.

A opposite gender me would be godlike sexy

If we had a kid. The world would blow up.

So I guess I would have to restrain myself
 

Yopaz

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Finding a female version of me would make me lose all hope in humanity, and believe me, I've lost that so many times already. I'm a cynic who believes anarchy sounds good in the paper. I hate humanity (no offense), and I wouldn't be able to fall in love with her, nor would she be able to fall in love with me as I don't believe love is anything but an instinct to reproduce. I'm sure we would hit off though, but how long would it last? We would enjoy our cynic conversations and our dark ways of looking on a life (even though we enjoy life), but would there be any difference than writing a diary? Being the same person make great friends, but differences attracts.
 

Cryo84R

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youngnastyman88 said:
Cryo84R said:
youngnastyman88 said:
Cryo84R said:
youngnastyman88 said:
No. I'd get bored. Conversations would go down hill after a while. Having no kind of differences would just get dull. I'd end up cheating on myself.
You cheat on yourself all the time Lefty!

By the way there is a camera in your room.

A friend once told me I should indeed try my left hand. It's like a whole other person giving you a HJ. Yeah I tried it and yeah he was right. A whole other person, WHO HAS DOWN SYNDROM!!!!
Just sit on your right hand for a while until it goes numb, then have at it.
While I'm at it I'll lite some candles and incense. Couple glasses of wine. Maybe a roofie. Make a night out of it.
Just be sure to wear a rubber...glove.
 

ElTigreSantiago

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Yopaz said:
But would there be any difference than writing a diary?
Can you have sex with a diary?

On topic, that would be awesome. We could make fun of people together, we would have the same tastes in everything, everything would be perfe... she wouldn't be much of a looker, would she... oh well at least she'd be in shape. I don't really know how she'd look, but it would be worth it.
 

Spirultima

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Well my perfect partner and worst enemy is myself. So i probably would be able to be friends, but not too sure about relationship partner.
 

Darth Rahu

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It wouldn't work out, I don't get along well with people who are identical with me.
 

Normalgamer

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I tend to like dating people different then me, opposite attracts no?

But if I DID date myself as as the other gender, I'd probably end up getting annoyed how 99% of our conversations would be sarcastic and involve the number "41" to any serious conversation.
 

drisky

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Well if it looks just like me then we are probably related and should'nt date.
 

God's Clown

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I am doubtful, due to me already being obsessed with another chick, but if I were more, available let's say, probably could. I find myself quite interesting, and she would basically be me, except probably better looking and with boobs. Would eventually end though, with me killing her.