Your opposite gender self.

[Magic Muffin Man]

hell, I'd date a clone of myself, gender matters not!

 

[chowderface]

Maybe I could? I mean I guess it'd depend on like if I knew it was a female me or if I was just all "Dude, weird, it's like you're a female me". If I knew it would kind of be like masturbation. And then my head would explode trying to figure it out.

At least on the physical side, if I were a chick I'd be exactly my type. I'm an ass man, I am I am.

 

[Yopaz]

But would there be any difference than writing a diary?

Can you have sex with a diary?

On topic, that would be awesome. We could make fun of people together, we would have the same tastes in everything, everything would be perfe... she wouldn't be much of a looker, would she... oh well at least she'd be in shape. I don't really know how she'd look, but it would be worth it.

Taken out of the context like that you did manage to make a point, but if you look in the context I explained why we wouldn't get along very well. I also find it a bit disturbing that you would consider having sex with what could might as well be you is disturbing though.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I'm lazy, I'm stubborn, I'm whiny, I'm annoying. I don't want to date anyone with those traits, no matter how many other good qualities she has.

 

[kid_with_camera]

Going out with "guy" me would be like going out with my brother... EW.
Cuz my bro basically raised me so i'm basically girl him... EW!

 

[Instant K4rma]

Yea, I could date my opposite gender self, as long as they didnt look too much like me, then it would be a little creepy.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

I'd at least give it a shot

 

[UAProxy]

As relationships go, just because one puzzle piece is exactly like another does not mean they'll go well together. A relationship depends on each person's traits complementing and balancing the other's.

We'd be some kickass friends, though.

 

[Dinsdale]

Could probably when I think about it... but then again I'm already taken :3

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Short answer: No.
Long answer: No, we'd both be overemotional crybabies who don't respond well to failure or rejection, therefore we'd be stuck with each other forever. I'd probably have that person as a buddy (vent-machine) because we'd at least have the same hobbies, but as a partner, no.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Nah, I wouldn't date her, but I could use a sister...being a only child can get lonely at times

 

[Snork Maiden]

Short answer: No.
Long answer: No, we'd both be overemotional crybabies who don't respond well to failure or rejection, therefore we'd be stuck with each other forever. I'd probably have that person as a buddy (vent-machine) because we'd at least have the same hobbies, but as a partner, no.

Sex would be pretty hot though.

But would there be any difference than writing a diary?

Can you have sex with a diary?

On topic, that would be awesome. We could make fun of people together, we would have the same tastes in everything, everything would be perfe... she wouldn't be much of a looker, would she... oh well at least she'd be in shape. I don't really know how she'd look, but it would be worth it.

Taken out of the context like that you did manage to make a point, but if you look in the context I explained why we wouldn't get along very well. I also find it a bit disturbing that you would consider having sex with what could might as well be you is disturbing though.

Why is that weird? Its like the perfect masturbation.

 

[atalanta]

I kind of hate myself, so I'd probably kind of hate dude!me. Plus, even if we were mutually interested, we'd be way too shy to actually, like, ask each other out.

At least he would get it when I was being serious and when I wasn't, and wouldn't respond with unwanted sympathy when I'm upset. We might end up being bros, but dating would be pretty much out of the question.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Short answer: No.
Long answer: No, we'd both be overemotional crybabies who don't respond well to failure or rejection, therefore we'd be stuck with each other forever. I'd probably have that person as a buddy (vent-machine) because we'd at least have the same hobbies, but as a partner, no.

Sex would be pretty hot though.

Yeah, there would be a lot of pent-up emotions there.

 

[chowderface]

Short answer: No.
Long answer: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Fix'd.

 

[Mozared]

Possibly I've already done so. If it got any closer to 'opposite gender me' than she was it would probably be pretty scary. Still awesome, though.

 

[New York Patrick]

I would... and then later, we would convieve the first generation of THE MASTER RACE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[YoUnG205]

I do not think that I would make a very attractive girl.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Short answer: No.
Long answer: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Fix'd.

I see what you did there. Bonus points for using the Zero Punctuation reference.
But yeah, my earlier reason still stands.