My version of heaven would have me basically being Dr. Manhatten minus the blue and the radiation. I'd live in a utopia where the weather was only as good or bad as I arbitrarily decided it should be day to day. I would have a garage of cars of infinite different makes and models and colors, all of them by either Dodge, Cheverolet or Pontiac (in my Heaven, Pontiac never went out of business and every single new car they come out with year by year is a minor, yet awesome, alteration to the Trans Am). I'd have my own personal harem filled with gorgeous women dressed as video game characters. Or maybe just naked. All the time. Also, I would be able to eat whatever I wanted and never get fat or out of shape. In fact, I'd be at my optimal fitness level all the time. Also I'd sit on a throne made out of solid gold and chocolate, and I'd hire some fat guy with a mustache to dress up like Chief Brian Irons from Resident Evil 2 and hit him with a whiffle bat all day. I'd have every game for every system ever, a computer so maddeningly powerful it takes three city block's worth of electricity to power and NEVER goes obsolete. My internet connection would always near instantaneous, and my TV would play nothing but new episodes of South Park, Family Guy, Frisky Dingo, and Scrubs.
