Your own personal HEAVEN
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Easy, Bi-sexual Babe Land.
Where I am a ridiculously attractive man.
EDIT - Where I am Will Smith.
Where I am a ridiculously attractive man.
EDIT - Where I am Will Smith.
I'm quite nutty & sedistic, so my dream heaven is a place that would make anyone not born & bread there miserable.
I'd live on a manmade island in the Pacific ocean, ruled by aggressive angry women. The government would consist solely of a senate with no representative. Men would be beautiful, long haired, docile sex objects. (aka gender roles are completely reversed). There would be a law against having more than 2 children & religion would be taboo. All crimes would be punisable by banishment. Instead of rings, couples get matching tattoos & the man is the one who has to look pretty. Foreign women caught wearing bikinis on the beach will be arrested for public indecency. Foreign men will probably not want to come at all because there's a 100% chance they won't get laid. Because the island is small & population is goverened, any media promoting sex will be banned, but violence is okey because it relieves stress.
I'd live on a manmade island in the Pacific ocean, ruled by aggressive angry women. The government would consist solely of a senate with no representative. Men would be beautiful, long haired, docile sex objects. (aka gender roles are completely reversed). There would be a law against having more than 2 children & religion would be taboo. All crimes would be punisable by banishment. Instead of rings, couples get matching tattoos & the man is the one who has to look pretty. Foreign women caught wearing bikinis on the beach will be arrested for public indecency. Foreign men will probably not want to come at all because there's a 100% chance they won't get laid. Because the island is small & population is goverened, any media promoting sex will be banned, but violence is okey because it relieves stress.
I'd say for me reliving life might be fun depending on where you went or maybe a Sims approach where you get to be in control of super interactive Vitrual version of Earth ie something like the Matrix. Except you control everything you could make everyone in the world sneeze or make the sky luminous green or something.
The Norse had it pretty much nailed for me: Valhalla.
If you dont know what Valhalla is, its a land were the gods mingled with warrior-heros eating an unfinishable meal, fighting but with no pain, unlimited booze and hot women serving all of a man's needs(and Vice-Versa for the women). Unfortunatly they dont involve video games good films.. which i would add in for my personnal heaven. And Ragnorok would be an interesting end to it all.
If you dont know what Valhalla is, its a land were the gods mingled with warrior-heros eating an unfinishable meal, fighting but with no pain, unlimited booze and hot women serving all of a man's needs(and Vice-Versa for the women). Unfortunatly they dont involve video games good films.. which i would add in for my personnal heaven. And Ragnorok would be an interesting end to it all.
Pretty much this.D.C. said:
You drink all you want, but you don't get drunk.
You fight for the fun of it, you can't die, you can't kill, no injuries...
You eat all you want, but you don't gain weight.
Everyone is happy for ever.
Hell, if Christianity had a Heaven like this, they would've taken over every country on Earth, because everyone would be so eager to get there.
Except that Ragnarok wouldn't be so nice, with all those gods dying and end of the world.
A lot of REALLY good descriptions thus far, some of which have summarized my ideal existence "Heaven," but are only that - a summary.
They say that money cannot make you happy. True. Money can, however, grant you access to your ambitions, and your desires. The people that money fails to make happy are those who desire power and MORE MONEY!
Bypassing the notion that heaven liberates us of our mortal inclinations (food, reproduction, and boredom,) I shall enumerate my passions.
Academics: I would bring into my presence the greatest minds of all time and battle them endlessly per the confines of the mind. If they bested me, then I would learn from them until they relented. I would have a massive library, the likes of which had never been seen. The library of Alexandria, Congress, and London would all wilt in comparison. Every book written, and every book not yet written would be at my fingertips.
Cuisine: I enjoy cooking, feeding friends, and eating. Cook books from my library would litter my kitchen. Never would I have to clean a dish, and I would never run out of garlic. No food would be outside my grasp.
The art of love: The greatest obstacle I have ever encountered was the interference of the time/money anomaly. The things we do cost money. The time it takes us to do things costs money. We are in such a hurry for all the things we want to do that we forget to enjoy ourselves. I would learn to love a person with such unfettered intensity, angels would cry, and God HIMSELF would take notes.
The art of love making: I assume that this has already been well covered, however, I shall add the personal commentary, "I am a lascivious, proclivitous bastard and shall indulge my perverted mentalities."
Lastly, Entertainment: In balance with my indulgence of the arts, so too shall I indulge myself in the world of games; Those not yet developed, those long ago made. Table top or console, so shall I engage myself. With friends or alone, so shall I be appeased.
They say that money cannot make you happy. True. Money can, however, grant you access to your ambitions, and your desires. The people that money fails to make happy are those who desire power and MORE MONEY!
Bypassing the notion that heaven liberates us of our mortal inclinations (food, reproduction, and boredom,) I shall enumerate my passions.
Academics: I would bring into my presence the greatest minds of all time and battle them endlessly per the confines of the mind. If they bested me, then I would learn from them until they relented. I would have a massive library, the likes of which had never been seen. The library of Alexandria, Congress, and London would all wilt in comparison. Every book written, and every book not yet written would be at my fingertips.
Cuisine: I enjoy cooking, feeding friends, and eating. Cook books from my library would litter my kitchen. Never would I have to clean a dish, and I would never run out of garlic. No food would be outside my grasp.
The art of love: The greatest obstacle I have ever encountered was the interference of the time/money anomaly. The things we do cost money. The time it takes us to do things costs money. We are in such a hurry for all the things we want to do that we forget to enjoy ourselves. I would learn to love a person with such unfettered intensity, angels would cry, and God HIMSELF would take notes.
The art of love making: I assume that this has already been well covered, however, I shall add the personal commentary, "I am a lascivious, proclivitous bastard and shall indulge my perverted mentalities."
Lastly, Entertainment: In balance with my indulgence of the arts, so too shall I indulge myself in the world of games; Those not yet developed, those long ago made. Table top or console, so shall I engage myself. With friends or alone, so shall I be appeased.
