Your Personal Hell

[Blueruler182]

A twilight marathon that starts over every time I kill myself. Lord knows it would last all eternity.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Stuck in a room with no video games. Also in the room are Michael Atkinson, Jack Thompson, Keith Vaz and Frumpy Mom.

 

[Nietz]

It would be working at my current job for all eternity without any free time... oh wait, that is what I am currently doing.

 

[Da Joz]

I would be a cashier at Wal-mart and have to check out grumpy people that pay for every transaction with at least five different types of tender.

 

[Enigma6667]

An Xbox headset glued into my ear, during a match of Modern Warfare 2. Forever. The amount of 12 year old ear rape being migraine inducing. This being hell, though, of course certain factors have been added. Such as the fact that my arms and legs will be gone, and I'd be reduced to nothing but a torso with a head, and that my tongue is ripped out meaning I can't tell them that they're all fags.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Anyone see "The Men Who Stare At Goats"?

Remember the scene with the 'insurgent' being locked up in that small room with 24-hour strobe lighting and blaringly loud Barny the Dinosaur music?

That

That would be my hell

 

[Orwellian37]

Working at McDonald's or anywhere I must deal with imbeciles.

 

[thethingthatlurks]

A library filled with ~1000 bimbos constantly talking (you know, "like oh my god" type of stuff that I get to listen to with unsettling frequency on campus), because nothing annoys me more than people talking in libraries. I'd wager it would be less than a minute before I started considering how I would go about killing myself with a book...

 

[Kif]

An Ikea where the lines that are meant to lead you to the exit never lead you to the exit and you cant find the coffee shop... just never ending cheap mock bedrooms, cheap mock studies and cheap mock kitchens.

 

[T-Bone24]

I'm strapped to a chair, in uncomfortably warm weather and wearing a jacket, whilst surrounded by every kind of person I hate. Drunk people, loud people, people who think they're hilarious, overly-energetic people and fanboys. My one salvation is a gun... that lies just out of reach.

 

[Tourette]

Being trapped in the Big Brother house with Paris Hilton, Justin Beiber, Katie Price and Shia La Bouf whilst having to watch every episode of the program constantly without being allowed to swear as that would result in a forfit of having to listen to one of them sing songs.

 

[CHIMP MAGNET]

Having the best possible room with the greatest things in the world in it. yet never being satisfied by it.

 

[Nbasa Whiteye]

A virus on my computer that I can never remove. Almost there but it's not my computer yet.

 

[Bat Vader]

My personal hell would most likely involve me stuck in a retail job and having to listen to customers talk about their sad pathetic lives and having them ask me every ten minutes if I am listening to what they are saying.

 

[Cody211282]

I would be stuck living with hippys, and without a way to kill them.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

LOcked in a room with the following people:

InterSpark
The Irate Gamer
My Mother
Anyone Who even vaguely likes twilight.

 

[gjendemsjo]

My personal hell:

I would be strapped to a chair clockwork-orange style and be forced to watch the twilight movies, and everytime i questioned their stupidity I would be forced to watch them all over again from the beginning.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I'd be in a world without the people I treasure. (Yes, super serious post.)

Other than that, a world without art, i.e no music, no movies, no paintings, no video games, nothing. No expressions of deep human emotions. Just a dull world with no depth at all.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Stripping me of my imagination and leaving me in a featureless void for eternity would be my hell. There is one thing in this world that I really cannot cope with, and that's boredom. I'd cease to exist as myself fairly quickly.

 

[Grey_Focks]

A world run by Twilight fans and weaboos. The inevitable outcome would be a massively popular Twilight anime that would be mandatory viewing for the entire planet.

Hell. On. Earth.