Aside from the obvious ones of painful torture, it would be a place full of self-centered internet forum posters who kept spewing their self-inflated ego bullshit in my face. Hipsters and smug mac users included.
Actually, no. I could live with that, because at some point I'd just get up and set them straight. Moreso, it would be me trapped in a stasis forced to watched politicians the world over commit horrible crimes against the people who elected them, willingly going against their promises, spending money on private retreats and gifts rather than what it was meant for (or, as some people call it, stealing) and enforcing rules of eco-guilt upon third world countries, watching the country I love fall into disrepair and chaos because the right-centered government insists on being xenophobic, lying scum.
And no, I'm not from America.
Actually, no. I could live with that, because at some point I'd just get up and set them straight. Moreso, it would be me trapped in a stasis forced to watched politicians the world over commit horrible crimes against the people who elected them, willingly going against their promises, spending money on private retreats and gifts rather than what it was meant for (or, as some people call it, stealing) and enforcing rules of eco-guilt upon third world countries, watching the country I love fall into disrepair and chaos because the right-centered government insists on being xenophobic, lying scum.
And no, I'm not from America.
