Your personal vision of Hell?

[SenseOfTumour]

While I believe the party's over the moment your heart and brain quit on you, I've got the standard vision of hell, tempered by the radio sitcom 'Old Harry's Game', where a demon is assigned to you upon arrival and your eternal torment is personalised to you, so the pit will all the previous popes in, they're all kept permanently 8 and half months pregnant, the one who blew himself up trying to make a video for Jackass keeps on blowing himself up forever in hell, but no-one pays him any attention no matter what he does, that kind of thing.

It's an excellent series, overlooked due to being on radio I think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7V0HghN-vE&feature=related

Also, just because I'm in a linky mood, an old monologue from the great rowan Atkinson as Satan, welcoming the latest entrants to Hell -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFGrQMD6Uqc

 

[mega48man]

pretty much the Dante's Inferno, but not the video game, that only helps the imagery. the poem is more like hell because the ENEMIES DON'T GET REPETITIVE. however, in MY version, there are sub circles between certain circles. they're more like rooms actually.

on your way from Limbo to Lust (1st to 2nd circle) there's an empty room with nothing but Richard Simmons wearing an on fire strap-on. guess who he's f**king? yeah, hitler. ha ha hitler, ha ha.

as you make your way from Lust to Gluttony (2nd to 3rd) you see Bruce Vilanch and Eric Cartman making sex jokes about the circle of lust while eating McDonalds.

before you enter the circle of heresy, there will be a room that resembles fore-runner architecture and in it, there is are a few elite's chasing a couple pagans with energy swords shouting "HERETIC!!! REMOVE THIS FILTH!!!"

in the circle of violence, rob halford get's to drive anywhere he pleases on his motorcycle kicking ass judas priest style.

in the circle of fraud, in the future, Randy Rhoads and Ozzy Osbourne will have their own personal loft where everyday he goes downstairs into the circle of fraud where he gets to torture the jonas brothers through means of good music and Ozzfest tours. Rob Halford visits often and they have a good time torturing the jonas brothers. Lemmy Killmister and Bruce Dickinson just like to crash at the loft. oh yeah, kid rock is there to, he's everyone's personal ***** as punishment for calling himself 'the rock and roll jesus', which isn't true b/c he doesn't play rock he plays rap and he's not jesus christ he's white trash.

on your way to the circle of treachery (which is frozen) there is another empty room where Jeff Goldblum is sitting in a chair and he asks you "hey, do you know what IRONY means? if you already know, please do continue, you'll be delighted, but if you don't, come on in and have a drink and we'll talk about the definition of irony, yes."

in the circle of treachery, there is Micheal Jackson and all the black guys are saying "come on man, race change is NOT cool, geez man"

 

[krseyffert]

being in a permanent traffic jam

 

[Bigsmith]

being forced to watch realy good animes in Jap with out english sub titles!

 

[TheTim]

Spiders. Sooo many spiders

and alot of lady gagas

 

[ModsDeleteThisAccountPlease]

This is interesting as my religion doesn't believe in the concept if Hell. We believe in reincarnation. So that night mare would be re-incarnated as a politician. Those scumbags.

 

[Jedoro]

So once you get tired of that shit, why not charge them with your knife/fingers?
The Army rangers do that (quote on the invasion of Grenada by a corporal: "I'm tired of this shit!"; their LZ was taking heavy fire so he started the charge)

I mean, your hell has an end if you choose it. You can sit there and just be awake forever, charge them and win, or charge them and die, both resulting in no hell anymore.

No, it can't. I couldn't bring myself to just run into enemy fire, or give my life for the sake of getting out of a situation. I'd do it if there was someone else there, maybe to buy them time, but alone I'd just have to wait it out, personal beliefs and whatnot.

 

[Tartarga]

A disney/4kids theme park. Yeah, that would suck.

 

[Vondrakenhof]

An internet forum populated entirely by the gits that surrounded me in secondary school.

 

[eels05]

Something like eternal movement,pain and noise,never getting to rest or think straight and wondering the whole time what the fuck is going on but never getting the opportunity to stop and figure it out.

 

[Kreett]

spending an eternety with a 5 year old kid questioning my everymove

 

[shogunblade]

All the Worse songs you thought were great at the time of downloading play on an endless loop.

Being stuck in a movie theater with only the worst movies in history playing (And not "So Bad it's good; it's so bad, you want to gouge your eyeballs out of your head and rip your ears off)

Liam Neeson, Stephen Hawking (in a mech suit) and Bruce Campbell all fighting for the privelege to tickle the sole of your foot for all eternity with a rock made of molten lava, porcupine quills and Ron Jeremy's Back hair.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

My personal Hell?

Eufaula, Alabama.

 

[Deleted]

Being in a coma for 29 years while conscious. If the fear of them pulling the plug at any moment isn't there, then it would be more bearable. But being basically dead while fearing death is hell to me.