Your Plan for the Apocalypse

[ThatLankyBastard]

I've spent well over a thousand dollars on supplies for the Zombie Apocalypse, (weapons, ammo, canned food, hand-crank generator, house upgrades, that crap...) but I'm sure that I could modify it into Nuclear Apocalypse survival supplies...

...and I just happen to keep it all in an underground bunker I have out back...

yeah...

Only, over 1000, how did you do it?

It cost that much to buy the bunker, let alone install it. I plan on building one myself, even if I do all the manual work myself, renting a backhoe $200, buying the metal bunker $700-$1000 (and that is small), getting permits and legal fees are at least another $500.

Food that is dried (To last years) is expensive (I swear $10/MRE really). Water and water storage is also expensive (mainly the storage.

I would be impressed if you were able to spend less than $5000 on a quality survival plan.

You Wanna know how I got these Scars???... My Father... was extremely paranoid. He had the bunker installed in his backyard and bought (at least) a years supply of food for 3 people, weapons and ammo, etc...

When he died, I inherited the house and all that stuff, so I did some repairs and added some stuff of my own to the place... Total cost was around $1750

But in the end, How did you get those scars?

Well let me tell you... through song!

"Never open a bag of chips, with a chainsaw..."

 

[Gilhelmi]

I've spent well over a thousand dollars on supplies for the Zombie Apocalypse, (weapons, ammo, canned food, hand-crank generator, house upgrades, that crap...) but I'm sure that I could modify it into Nuclear Apocalypse survival supplies...

...and I just happen to keep it all in an underground bunker I have out back...

yeah...

Only, over 1000, how did you do it?

It cost that much to buy the bunker, let alone install it. I plan on building one myself, even if I do all the manual work myself, renting a backhoe $200, buying the metal bunker $700-$1000 (and that is small), getting permits and legal fees are at least another $500.

Food that is dried (To last years) is expensive (I swear $10/MRE really). Water and water storage is also expensive (mainly the storage.

I would be impressed if you were able to spend less than $5000 on a quality survival plan.

You Wanna know how I got these Scars???... My Father... was extremely paranoid. He had the bunker installed in his backyard and bought (at least) a years supply of food for 3 people, weapons and ammo, etc...

When he died, I inherited the house and all that stuff, so I did some repairs and added some stuff of my own to the place... Total cost was around $1750

You should change your user name to "ThatLuckyBastard". I wish my father would build that and leave it to me. I am going to have to build all that myself and spend in excess of $10,000 dollars. I have bee building some of the basics up over time but right now I have no bunker on only a 3 month supply of food and water. Also, I have a hygiene system set up.

EDIT: I like your humor.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I've spent well over a thousand dollars on supplies for the Zombie Apocalypse, (weapons, ammo, canned food, hand-crank generator, house upgrades, that crap...) but I'm sure that I could modify it into Nuclear Apocalypse survival supplies...

...and I just happen to keep it all in an underground bunker I have out back...

yeah...

Only, over 1000, how did you do it?

It cost that much to buy the bunker, let alone install it. I plan on building one myself, even if I do all the manual work myself, renting a backhoe $200, buying the metal bunker $700-$1000 (and that is small), getting permits and legal fees are at least another $500.

Food that is dried (To last years) is expensive (I swear $10/MRE really). Water and water storage is also expensive (mainly the storage.

I would be impressed if you were able to spend less than $5000 on a quality survival plan.

You Wanna know how I got these Scars???... My Father... was extremely paranoid. He had the bunker installed in his backyard and bought (at least) a years supply of food for 3 people, weapons and ammo, etc...

When he died, I inherited the house and all that stuff, so I did some repairs and added some stuff of my own to the place... Total cost was around $1750

Sounds fun,are you setting up an exhibit or post-apoc-plan museums?

well, then I'd have to spend the duration of the Apocalypse with people...

And that aint happening...

 

[Communist partisan]

zombies: send robots

nuclear explosion: haha! I got filtration helmet, raider iconoclast suit and rad-X^^

 

[Vohn_exel]

The only time I ever had a problem with this was with Garry's mod, which for some reason wouldn't run in online mode on my laptop. I have a PC now and it all seems to work fine. I'm enjoying Penumbra: Overture at the moment and plan on getting the sequel thats on sale, especially since I can't run Amnesia.

 

[skywalkerlion]

Nuclear: Run in rapidly changing directions, panic.
Zombie: Get gun, hide, shoot? I dunno, I don't think about it very much.

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

I've spent well over a thousand dollars on supplies for the Zombie Apocalypse, (weapons, ammo, canned food, hand-crank generator, house upgrades, that crap...) but I'm sure that I could modify it into Nuclear Apocalypse survival supplies...

...and I just happen to keep it all in an underground bunker I have out back...

yeah...

Only, over 1000, how did you do it?

It cost that much to buy the bunker, let alone install it. I plan on building one myself, even if I do all the manual work myself, renting a backhoe $200, buying the metal bunker $700-$1000 (and that is small), getting permits and legal fees are at least another $500.

Food that is dried (To last years) is expensive (I swear $10/MRE really). Water and water storage is also expensive (mainly the storage.

I would be impressed if you were able to spend less than $5000 on a quality survival plan.

You Wanna know how I got these Scars???... My Father... was extremely paranoid. He had the bunker installed in his backyard and bought (at least) a years supply of food for 3 people, weapons and ammo, etc...

When he died, I inherited the house and all that stuff, so I did some repairs and added some stuff of my own to the place... Total cost was around $1750

Sounds fun,are you setting up an exhibit or post-apoc-plan museums?

well, then I'd have to spend the duration of the Apocalypse with people...

And that aint happening...

So long as you don't need a few extra hands so you can be lazier

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

Kill myself. Let's be honest, I am pretty sure I'm just going to be a statistic. One of the billions killed. Let's end shit on my terms, shall we?

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I've spent well over a thousand dollars on supplies for the Zombie Apocalypse, (weapons, ammo, canned food, hand-crank generator, house upgrades, that crap...) but I'm sure that I could modify it into Nuclear Apocalypse survival supplies...

...and I just happen to keep it all in an underground bunker I have out back...

yeah...

Only, over 1000, how did you do it?

It cost that much to buy the bunker, let alone install it. I plan on building one myself, even if I do all the manual work myself, renting a backhoe $200, buying the metal bunker $700-$1000 (and that is small), getting permits and legal fees are at least another $500.

Food that is dried (To last years) is expensive (I swear $10/MRE really). Water and water storage is also expensive (mainly the storage.

I would be impressed if you were able to spend less than $5000 on a quality survival plan.

You Wanna know how I got these Scars???... My Father... was extremely paranoid. He had the bunker installed in his backyard and bought (at least) a years supply of food for 3 people, weapons and ammo, etc...

When he died, I inherited the house and all that stuff, so I did some repairs and added some stuff of my own to the place... Total cost was around $1750

You should change your user name to "ThatLuckyBastard". I wish my father would build that and leave it to me. I am going to have to build all that myself and spend in excess of $10,000 dollars. I have bee building some of the basics up over time but right now I have no bunker on only a 3 month supply of food and water. Also, I have a hygiene system set up.

EDIT: I like your humor.

As fun as it sounds, it's not fun growing up with a father like that... It was interesting, but not fun...

And thank you!

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I've spent well over a thousand dollars on supplies for the Zombie Apocalypse, (weapons, ammo, canned food, hand-crank generator, house upgrades, that crap...) but I'm sure that I could modify it into Nuclear Apocalypse survival supplies...

...and I just happen to keep it all in an underground bunker I have out back...

yeah...

Only, over 1000, how did you do it?

It cost that much to buy the bunker, let alone install it. I plan on building one myself, even if I do all the manual work myself, renting a backhoe $200, buying the metal bunker $700-$1000 (and that is small), getting permits and legal fees are at least another $500.

Food that is dried (To last years) is expensive (I swear $10/MRE really). Water and water storage is also expensive (mainly the storage.

I would be impressed if you were able to spend less than $5000 on a quality survival plan.

You Wanna know how I got these Scars???... My Father... was extremely paranoid. He had the bunker installed in his backyard and bought (at least) a years supply of food for 3 people, weapons and ammo, etc...

When he died, I inherited the house and all that stuff, so I did some repairs and added some stuff of my own to the place... Total cost was around $1750

Sounds fun,are you setting up an exhibit or post-apoc-plan museums?

well, then I'd have to spend the duration of the Apocalypse with people...

And that aint happening...

So long as you don't need a few extra hands so you can be lazier

Hmmm... I guess your right! And I can charge for entrance fees!

You know me too well!!

Which is... slightly alarming

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

I've spent well over a thousand dollars on supplies for the Zombie Apocalypse, (weapons, ammo, canned food, hand-crank generator, house upgrades, that crap...) but I'm sure that I could modify it into Nuclear Apocalypse survival supplies...

...and I just happen to keep it all in an underground bunker I have out back...

yeah...

Only, over 1000, how did you do it?

It cost that much to buy the bunker, let alone install it. I plan on building one myself, even if I do all the manual work myself, renting a backhoe $200, buying the metal bunker $700-$1000 (and that is small), getting permits and legal fees are at least another $500.

Food that is dried (To last years) is expensive (I swear $10/MRE really). Water and water storage is also expensive (mainly the storage.

I would be impressed if you were able to spend less than $5000 on a quality survival plan.

You Wanna know how I got these Scars???... My Father... was extremely paranoid. He had the bunker installed in his backyard and bought (at least) a years supply of food for 3 people, weapons and ammo, etc...

When he died, I inherited the house and all that stuff, so I did some repairs and added some stuff of my own to the place... Total cost was around $1750

Sounds fun,are you setting up an exhibit or post-apoc-plan museums?

well, then I'd have to spend the duration of the Apocalypse with people...

And that aint happening...

So long as you don't need a few extra hands so you can be lazier

Hmmm... I guess your right! And I can charge for entrance fees!

You know me too well!!

Which is... slightly alarming

The best part about people is that you can tell what they were thinking by what they typed.(Just don't opt for the fat kids)

 

[AroLombardi]

Zombie:
1. Acquire Gun
2. Acquire Chain Mail Suit
3. Become Invincible
4. ???
5. Profit

Nuclear:
Be killed by a nuke

 

[Gilhelmi]

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As fun as it sounds, it's not fun growing up with a father like that... It was interesting, but not fun...

And thank you!

I guess it is perspective. I started to become paranoid on my own 8 or so years ago. So if I grew up with the paranoia I do not know if I would enjoy it as much.

 

[Ebulliant-Hater]

Zombies: Buy Halloween makeup and blend in.

Nuclear: Plan an overly extravagant way to kill myself before hand.

Alien Invasion: Buy Halloween makeup and thinly disguise myself as a vending machine.

Godly Flood: Get a boat.

 

[SturmDolch]

It's the apocalypse... So I assume "die" would be the correct answer..?

Just kidding.

Zombies: Rescue my girlfriend, and go to the one place that I know will be safe from the zombies. The pub.

Nuclear: Get my girlfriend, loot the outdoorsman store, and head to Nunavut, to live off the untainted northern land.

Alien Invasion: Find out what they want, then sell it to them for a spaceship.

 

[.Andi.]

Does panicking count as a plan? What if I plan to panic?

Remember; if you plan to learn, you must learn to plan.

 

[Bravo 21]

well first thing to do is to get my hands on my apocalypsing clothes, and other gear. then fill a hiking backpack with as much canned food and other necessary supplies, wait out the first wave of nukes,then go to the nearest military base, about a 3 hour walk, with all of the aforemetioned gear, if the apocalypse is of a more zombie variety, book it like hell with most basic supplies to the military base, improve from that point forward.

 

[Mcupobob]

Nothing I live in a town to small to care about zombies or nukes. Theres noway my hometown would be over run since everyone has a gun and the population is only about so, and my town isn't even on a map and isn't anywhere near anything important. They only way they would nuke it if it was by accident.

 

[Jedoro]

Either way, I'd suit up in weather-appropriate gear with what supplies I could find around the house, and run around the area taking out raiders and trying to help people with the intent to set up a small community of survivors. Yes, I know it's very likely to get me killed, but what's the point of surviving if you're not gonna live? La-dee-fucking-da if I survive long enough to be an old man, but humanity is still fucked if I haven't tried to rebuild society.

 

[Patrick Dare]

zombies: grab some food, water and the shotgun and hole up in the attic. I could cut the cord so no one can open it from the outside. I can hide there for at least a few days while I figure things out.

nukes: I'd probably kill myself. I live 2 1/2 hours from NYC which I'm assuming would be a target so I'd probably get the fallout and I'd rather not die like

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