Your Plan for the Apocalypse

[willofbob]

Zombie - head to the military base that is about a 30min drive from my house, and hide in a tank.

Nuclear - By the time this happens, I will have gained enough money to have built my fallout shelter, so i guess ill hide in there

ninja'd

now that I have to think of something else...

Zombie: get guns + axes and a huge supply of odour eaters. (my house is already rather hard to spot, so just need to make it hard to smell)

nuclear: my town isn't really that important, I'd probably be able to hide in either the attic or the basement and survive for a long time if neccesary, but I doubt it would come to that here

 

[Moonpig123]

I resort to my default answer.
Orgy?

This.

 

[Texas America Murphy]

Go to my basement, grab my AR-15, murder everything living thing that within sightline of my house.

If it's a nuculer war I'm going to build a boat, paddle to North Korea and kill every damn commie I see.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Martian Invasion: Gather group of men, and build city in the tunnels beneath London.

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[OneOfTheMichael's]

Any self-respecting nerd/gamer has a contingency plan in the event of a Zombie/Nuclear Apocalypse, Remember though, This happens after the aforementioned event has taken place,
Zombie: Climb to the top of my roof with a hunting rifle and go hunting.
Nuclear: Hide in a shelter while occasionally going to the surface to salvage food and parts.

What about the possible 2012 appocalypse?
you know... earth breaks open, floods flood everything, volcanoes appear in alaska.

 

[cairocat]

Nuclear: I would die. There's no way to survive a nuke.

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Zombies: Get a few trusted survivors and armor a super Wal-Mart. Canned food, refrigeration (backup generator for at least 10 years off gas-station gas). Guns, furniture, televisions, clothes, appliances. It would be epic.

Possible problems: Rabies, raiders.

 

[fingerbang143]

For Zombies I would drive down to my closest Paintball centre and hang out with the many people that i'm sure would be their. Or go to the police station....yes I know I am very inventive.

For teh NUKE I would go to a fallout nerds basement

 

[Texas America Murphy]

Nuclear: I would die. There's no way to survive a nuke.

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Zombies: Get a few trusted survivors and armor a super Wal-Mart. Canned food, refrigeration (backup generator for at least 10 years off gas-station gas). Guns, furniture, televisions, clothes, appliances. It would be epic.

Possible problems: Rabies, raiders.

Enjoy your thirst, because you failed to figure out what the hell you're going to do for water. They don't exactly build Wal-Marts on top of wells.

 

[BabySinclair]

Live on the ocean and lots of sex

 

[cairocat]

Nuclear: I would die. There's no way to survive a nuke.

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Zombies: Get a few trusted survivors and armor a super Wal-Mart. Canned food, refrigeration (backup generator for at least 10 years off gas-station gas). Guns, furniture, televisions, clothes, appliances. It would be epic.

Possible problems: Rabies, raiders.

Enjoy your thirst, because you failed to figure out what the hell you're going to do for water. They don't exactly build Wal-Marts on top of wells.

lol i live in a rainy-ass place i dont even think about running out of water

if worst came to worst I could always condense water from the air with electrically charged freon from the freezers.

Are you sufficiently pwnt yet?

 

[FarleShadow]

You people are far too mundane.

I'm going to assume a scenario where I survive the initial round of either apocolypse.

Zombie: OH YES. I will go to a museum, grab a old-school knight's armor, make afew adjustments (Replace helmet with motocycle helmet, replace bits with kevlar/padding for increased mobility, add a carrying belt for ammo and stuff)

Then spray paint the whole thing neon pink, grab a sword (For giggles) and a machine gun (For realz) then go to fucking town in a open-top jeep covered in Ork Warhammer-eqse decorations (also spraypainted neon pink), blasting "Hit me with your best shot" by Pat Benetar over the speakers, lopping off zombie heads and stealing everything of value (Namely, bits of computers, solar panels, batteries and pornography).

 

[cairocat]

You people are far too mundane.

I'm going to assume a scenario where I survive the initial round of either apocolypse.

Zombie: OH YES. I will go to a museum, grab a old-school knight's armor, make afew adjustments (Replace helmet with motocycle helmet, replace bits with kevlar/padding for increased mobility, add a carrying belt for ammo and stuff)

Then spray paint the whole thing neon pink, grab a sword (For giggles) and a machine gun (For realz) then go to fucking town in a open-top jeep covered in Ork Warhammer-eqse decorations (also spraypainted neon pink), blasting "Hit me with your best shot" by Pat Benetar over the speakers, lopping off zombie heads and stealing everything of value (Namely, bits of computers, solar panels, batteries and pornography).

I would be the one trading you supplies after you run out of food

 

[Tyrant T100]

Zombie: Live in the UK so drive to nearest farm, loot shotgun, expect to die.
Nuclear: Wear my NBC gear that I own, gasmasks, NBC suits ect and hope that there are no mutants. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNOIqb4gL7Q
There you go, it's me in my suit.

 

[Texas America Murphy]

Nuclear: I would die. There's no way to survive a nuke.

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Zombies: Get a few trusted survivors and armor a super Wal-Mart. Canned food, refrigeration (backup generator for at least 10 years off gas-station gas). Guns, furniture, televisions, clothes, appliances. It would be epic.

Possible problems: Rabies, raiders.

Enjoy your thirst, because you failed to figure out what the hell you're going to do for water. They don't exactly build Wal-Marts on top of wells.

lol i live in a rainy-ass place i dont even think about running out of water

if worst came to worst I could always condense water from the air with electrically charged freon from the freezers.

Are you sufficiently pwnt yet?

Goddamn. I gotta admit that yeah thats actually a pretty good plan. Not like this guy:

You people are far too mundane.

I'm going to assume a scenario where I survive the initial round of either apocolypse.

Zombie: OH YES. I will go to a museum, grab a old-school knight's armor, make afew adjustments (Replace helmet with motocycle helmet, replace bits with kevlar/padding for increased mobility, add a carrying belt for ammo and stuff)

Then spray paint the whole thing neon pink, grab a sword (For giggles) and a machine gun (For realz) then go to fucking town in a open-top jeep covered in Ork Warhammer-eqse decorations (also spraypainted neon pink), blasting "Hit me with your best shot" by Pat Benetar over the speakers, lopping off zombie heads and stealing everything of value (Namely, bits of computers, solar panels, batteries and pornography).

Ancient nights had years of physical and combat training to be able to wear their platemail suits, which are heavier than you can ever imagine. The average machine gun is 12lbs unloaded. I seriously doubt the zombies will kill you because I suspect the exhaustion is going to beat them to the punch.

 

[FarleShadow]

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I would be the one trading you supplies after you run out of food

Seems like a reasonable deal, unless you're a dick about it, then its a 6 foot tall neon pink knight pissed off at you. with a machine gun.
hah. someone go start the apocolypse, this sounds like a bunch of fun.

 

[cairocat]

someone go start the apocolypse, this sounds like a bunch of fun.

Yeah, ur right, if there ever becomes a matrix-esque sandbox game I want it to be the apocalypse. Now I really want to actually do this.

 

[Texas America Murphy]

Why would anyone be intimidated by a guy in 100 lbs of armor that doesn't actually stop bullets firing a machinegun he can't aim?

 

[FarleShadow]

Why would anyone be intimidated by a guy in 100 lbs of armor that doesn't actually stop bullets firing a machinegun he can't aim?

Why would anyone take anything seriously when it is preceeded by the words:
"In the event of a zombie apocolypse..."

 

[StrangerQ]

in case of apocalypse... i'd probly want to die