Your plan in a DINOSAUR apocalypse.

[The Long Road]

Find as much full-metal jacket .30-06 ammo as I can, then sit on the roof of a nearby parking garage. Gotta have bullets that don't mushroom when they hit tough dino skin.

 

[Kukakkau]

Kill Dr Alan Grant and steal his raptor whistle - then I will have a pack of raptors to protect me. Plan is flawless!

 

[3aqua]

To be fair around 88% of dinosaurs are herbivores and probably 15% of the 22% left are small enough to be dispatched with a good kick but if some velociraptors came nocking at my door steven spielburg style i'd get on my roof bring my fencing suit and hockey stick and jump from roof to roof till I think of something better

 

[Paksenarrion]

T-Rexes fly F-15s? We're totally, completely screwed then.

So, my likely course of action is dying.

Probably ravaged by velociraptors in my sleep.

Yeah, somehow I thought of this, too. If it's gonna be T-Rex's in advanced fighter planes, why not roving bands of velociraptors gang banging buxom women?

 

[Sharky200]

We could hunt smaller dinos for food use the meat as bait to keep the bigger guys out. If monkeys and little mammal critters were able to live through it why can't we. Get some poison arrow frogs and use them as weapons against the bigger dinos.

 

[Jonluw]

I think I'd call Raptor Jesus. He would teach the dinosaurs about religion, and that would probably save us.

What? How is religion going to keep them from eating us? They would die on a vegetarian diet. Instead we'd get, what? Religious solicitor dinosaurs? Crusade dinosaurs? Wouldn't that just be making them worse?

OT: I would go to a sports' equipment store; grab a rifle, lots of ammo and dehydrated food, and then go hide.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Round up a ton of people, and in a cold environment, kill all those who remain (dinosaurs that is).

 

[Macgyvercas]

I think I'd call Raptor Jesus. He would teach the dinosaurs about religion, and that would probably save us.

Or they would take it too far and go on a crusade against the humans.

OT: My plan is to go into an underground bunker...that happens to be the Maginot Line. Heavily fortified bunker FTW!

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I don't know. Dinosaurs seem much harder than zombies.

Seriously! The fun part of the zombie apocalypse is knowing you're going to kill at least a hundred of the bastards before they take your ass down!

OT: I would die because they are bigger, faster and, stronger than my weak ass human form. Maybe I'll shoot one or two but really the only thing that will stand a chance are the bears. My only real strategy is to avoid water at all costs, especially the coasts/ oceans. The oceanic dinos are the absolute worst.

 

[soilent]

Breed 20 foot long Black Mambas and release them to kill the Dinosaurs, make sure they can reproduce though, so they dont get wiped out before they're finished tho, yep, nothing can go wrong here.

 

[Something Amyss]

Probably start a zombie apocalypse and the sit on my roof and watch dinosaurs fight zombies
(THATS RIGHT, Zombie Dinosaurs flying f-15's!!)

PopCap's next hit right there.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

I'd probably try to do what our mammalian ancestors did during the reign of the dinosaurs: keep the fuck out of the way of anything bigger than me. I'd probably try to get my hands on some high powered weaponry, like a sniper rifle of some sort, so that if one of the bigger guys does notice me I'm not totally fucked.

Oh and I'd try to move somewhere cold where you won't find so many big guys walking around. Then carve out a life as a hunter-gather nomad.

 

[xmbts]

Well if it was zombies a strong door would work. But I don't know how that would hold up against a 6 ton land shark. I'm going with a horrible death in this case.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Send in my lot with the nearest raptor pack. From there, I will sell out the human race in exchange for my life within the pack.

 

[Fidelias]

Okay, so first I kill myself.
Bear with me here it's a really good plan!!!
Alright, then, when I become a ghost, I totally possess Albert Einsein.
THEN, as possessed Einstein, I will create the Goddamned Death Star!!!
Then I move up to my Death Star, create millions of robots, possess the robot which I will call Mr. Awesome, and totally RULE THE WORLD!!!!! Oh wait, that's not right...
I'm not going to rule the world, I'm gonna blow it the hell UP!!!

 

[Jonluw]

I think I'd call Raptor Jesus. He would teach the dinosaurs about religion, and that would probably save us.

What? How is religion going to keep them from eating us? They would die on a vegetarian diet. Instead we'd get, what? Religious solicitor dinosaurs? Crusade dinosaurs? Wouldn't that just be making them worse?

OT: I would go to a sports' equipment store; grab a rifle, lots of ammo and dehydrated food, and then go hide.

Well, Religion is like everything else: it can go either way. I'd say that enlightened dinosaurs would probably stop the war, if they seen humans also attuned to that light. For what it's worth, I'm not religious but I have seen religion do wondrous things.

Wait, war? I thought there were just a lot of dinosaurs, and that they looked upon us as prey like any other animal. Since when were we at war against them?

I would come out with my personal opinions on religion and what good or bad it brings, but discussing religion in an unrelated thread never brings any good. Ever. Only mod-wrath (Which I guess can be a good thing, since it cleans out the troublemakers from the forum).

 

[Vivvav]

Fart lasers. From my butt.

 

[Kaltazraza]

Id go to the danish westcoast, and hide in the bunkers overthere. Ofcourse with loads of supplies, diving equipment, and similar stuff.