Your plan in a DINOSAUR apocalypse.
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I'm quite this is the correct way to handle a dinosaur apocalypse.
Then you proceed to punch them all in the face or something.
Then you proceed to punch them all in the face or something.
Call in the red necks. They always seem as well, if not better armed than the army. If all else fails, get so drunk on rhubarb and molasse moonshine that you smell way too awful for the dinosaurs to have any interest in eating you.
Makes perfect sense to me. ;-)
Makes perfect sense to me. ;-)
Well, this is new. Okay, I got one.
The best way to handle this...is to live like Morlocks in the underground places. Dinosaurs aren't like zombies, so this is a tad bit easier to survive. First of all, you're underground so that anything too large automatically has no access to you. This leaves any smaller predators/scavengers, the biggest threat being raptors. However, even assuming raptors have figured out doors, they're a bit fuzzy on locks or even sliding doors. Put a number of them in the way of them and eventually, Raptors decide to go find easier prey.
Couple that with some decent weaponry and you just might live through Dino Apocalypse.
The best way to handle this...is to live like Morlocks in the underground places. Dinosaurs aren't like zombies, so this is a tad bit easier to survive. First of all, you're underground so that anything too large automatically has no access to you. This leaves any smaller predators/scavengers, the biggest threat being raptors. However, even assuming raptors have figured out doors, they're a bit fuzzy on locks or even sliding doors. Put a number of them in the way of them and eventually, Raptors decide to go find easier prey.
Couple that with some decent weaponry and you just might live through Dino Apocalypse.
Climb onto the town hall tower with my hunting rifle....and begin shooting my fellow residents!
Ok ok...I'd sit in the middle of a road with a grenade, and once a dino scoops me up into his mouth, kablam!
Ok ok...I'd sit in the middle of a road with a grenade, and once a dino scoops me up into his mouth, kablam!
You forget yourself, good sir! Humanity possesses an advancement which out-powers anything else imaginable: bear cavalry.JourneyThroughHell said:
OT: I'd have my time mage cast haste on everyone, slow on the dinosaurs, use a law card to make ganging up illegal, and then get my summoner to spam Ifrit. This way, we can outrun the large dinosaurs, and velociraptors can't kill us because they hunt in packs, and then while we remain invulnerable, giant pillars of fire descend from the sky because a devil-man-dog-of-fire said so.
Alternatively, through the wonder of houses and fences, we can house-jump around the suburb before the dinosaurs manage to break through our defences. Eventually, the hebrivores would die out and the carnivores would kill each other in their competition to eat us. And getting supplies would be easy, as by the time we actually need food desperately, we'd have the roads to ourselves and only a handful of carnivores left in the entire suburb.
Spend as little time as possible outside and wait for winter. Let's see how they like Canada now that it's up north.
Run as fast as I can screaming "FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK" after seeing a friend get eaten because he was convinced that whole "their vision is based on movement" thing was true.
To quote Grif (subs Dinosaur for Zombie): "In my Zombie plan I'm going to Alaska, cause [most] Zombies have no body heat, they'll freeze like corpsicles, it's brilliant!"
For the occasional large warm-blooded dinosaur we have a few tanks and battalions of soldiers with machine guns to ensure safety.
Or plan B you can always just use a Fallout Vault and make sure the entrance/exit is ACTUALLY SEALED.
For the occasional large warm-blooded dinosaur we have a few tanks and battalions of soldiers with machine guns to ensure safety.
Or plan B you can always just use a Fallout Vault and make sure the entrance/exit is ACTUALLY SEALED.
lol good ideas.DarkNazgul said:
Yeah, a door that is ACTUALLY SECURE would work with a vault.
Seriously, those things pop open so freaking easily that they may as well have installed a rotating door on the entrance.
Don't forget, this is going on Jurassic Park logic, so you must assume that the military isn't around and all of your fellow human are fucktards.
(see tremers)
As creator of this thread, I officially bestow upon you the internets as reward for being so fucking awesome.Dango said:
Well, on top of looking sufficiently awesome and/or tits, it can see through walls (Actually useful) and when yuo find a target, you can proceed to shoot them through said walls.teebeeohh said:
Here's an example.