Your post number is now your army

[Hero in a half shell]

My army will go to the highest bidder. Any offers?

I will give you a once in a lifetime offer to join me and my kickass Army of two snipers. As well as getting to join the army with the most badass name: The Three Musketeers! You will enjoy all the benefits of my extra 31 unspent points.
Be amazed at our top secret military tech: One sniper rifle, and one pair of Binoculars.
Marvel at our camoflage tech: 2 ghillie suits and a camo net
And make your plans for world domination at our 100% mobile, secure military headquarters: Probably up some hill somewhere.
It truly is an offer you would be stupid to refuse.
So come and join the stealthiest army in the world. TODAY!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I'll go the Imperial Guard way and take 390 Infantry Squads.
One lasgun may be pathetic, but 2000 of them? That's a different story.

 

[cryogeist]

I get just 1 unit, Chuck Norris and i won xD

pick an actual unit -_-
beside chuck Norris would cost infinite points

 

[Booze Zombie]

wow you were the first person to do that
XD

I've got a lot of spare time.

 

[Pecoros7]

A blindfold and a cigarette, I suppose. I knew my reclusive nature would catch up to me some day.

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

Well I'll take 2 sniper units, and one rifle unit. With my remaining 22 points I shall set to work on constructing my gold statue of me liberating New PlanetEaterstanussiapan from the evil Mr.Chinacongubanadains, which will go up in the center of the capitol and everyday will be polished and shined by my personal Peruvian slaves who will also be in charge of organizing my sacrificial lambs, and organizing the worlds first El Salvadorian World Limbo Championship.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I'll take three battleships for now.

Anyone need support?

 

[Angus565]

Screw practicality! I'm cashing it all in for an Assault Chopper! >
If anyone needs air support, just call me the rent-a-copter!

 

[Super Toast]

Sassafrass will destroy us all.

 

[Rayne870]

Jeeps 250 (holds 3 men)
(light machine gun comes automatically)

So is that...on the 3 men, on enemies? Why does the machine gun do this? Does it have a pump action feature?

...what I need more posts to build my army.

 

[TehCookie]

I'll go with 10 dragons, 100 mages and the rest undead. Maybe some more mages and dragons, I need someone to help keep all those zombies in line and repairing them.

 

[Elvoret]

I'm all alone!

I'm going to have to sell my skills to the highest bidder...

 

[UFOROMANTIC]

Well, shit.

 

[Sassafrass]

I really don't have enough time to do the maths, but my plan is to ally with someone powerful and be the scheming visier while I build up my posts, then take over the world once my powerful ally has defeated all opposition for me.

Of course, my usual avenues of Hubilub, Furburt, Sassafras etc seem to have abandoned the good ship Escapist, so I may be out of allies.

NeutralDrow, how 'bout it?

I've not abandoned the good ship Escapist, I've just slowed down. Plus I've got priorities nowadays, can't hang around here all day.

Anways...if you or someone reminds me in about 12 hours or so, I'll come back and actually work out what I can buy and list what I'd pick. As to be honest, I'm too tired to do so right now and I'd bugger up my maths a lot.

 

[Drakane]

Sniper team inc.

Granted we will probably just sit in camo hiding and drinking beer...

 

[sseh2661]

Looks like im on ma own. BRING IT!!!!!

 

[Lilani]

Too bad that guy with over 20,000 posts got banned a while back. He'd whip us all.

Anyways, I would have a mounted force...and their mounts would be tanks.

 

[seventy two]

....do I even get a gun? I cannot believe that I would ever get enough posts to create much of an army.

 

[Shock and Awe]

2 tanks
6 Riflemen squads
3 Transport Choppers
2 Fighters
1 Bomber
1 Artillery

 

[UnmotivatedSlacker]

I guess I'll take two squads of rifleman. Oh well, that's plenty