Your post number is now your army

[AcidicR]

Spies. We're all Spies.

I'm boned.

;_;

 

[Mad Hamish]

Looks like all I can afford would be a chimpanzee with a sharp rock.

 

[Dango]

I'll take 44 SMG squads, since in Men of War I just tend to spam assault infantry anyway...

Or I could take my Company of Heroes way out and just spam my enemy with 22 jeeps.

 

[manaman]

Damn it, I am so screwed.

Hey think how I feel, nearly four years of posting and I can't even afford 14 battleships yet.

Too bad that guy with over 20,000 posts got banned a while back. He'd whip us all.

Anyways, I would have a mounted force...and their mounts would be tanks.

Sleek (already posted in the thread) has 22,000. Sass has something like 50,000 and Vaude has somewhere in the neighbourhood of 60,000. I could go on and on about how many people have 20k+ posts but I think you are getting the idea. Some people post a lot, and often.

 

[teebeeohh]

can i spend my points to run and hide from other guys huge armies?

 

[omega_peaches]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
I'm screwed.
Need to post more
(I just hired 1 more soldier)

 

[noah22223]

With the one point I just gained, I will buy myself a pistol and 120 mags! Oh, and a bandana, and a sneaking suit, and a past from a cloning project, and a twin brother with blonde hair, and a awesome beard, and a Nikita missile launcher. And, with my 0.00000000000001 points remaining, I will change my name to David!

 

[Roxas1359]

Hm, well when you say Battleship does it just mean Battleships? Or does it also include things like Carriers, Destroyers, and Frigates? Either way give me a fleet of 14 Battleships. 5 Artillery. 4 Anti-Tank infantry; 5 Light Tanks; 2 Heavy Tanks; 2 Assault Choppers; 5 Sniper Infantry. I can't think of anything else at the moment.
Now:
[HEADING=1]Let us invade Sealand![/HEADING]

Sassafrass will destroy us all.

You do know there is someone with a higher post count right?

Damn it, I am so screwed.

Hey think how I feel, nearly four years of posting and I can't even afford 14 battleships yet.

Too bad that guy with over 20,000 posts got banned a while back. He'd whip us all.

Anyways, I would have a mounted force...and their mounts would be tanks.

Sleek (already posted in the thread) has 22,000. Sass has something like 50,000 and Vaude has somewhere in the neighbourhood of 60,000. I could go on and on about how many people have 20k+ posts but I think you are getting the idea. Some people post a lot, and often.

You rang? XD

 

[AWDMANOUT]

Dang it all! Not even a thousand troops... This is why I need to post more.

I'll train them all to be ninjas. Then we'll have a parade.
http://bestdemotivators.com/wp-content/uploads/4403759aae9d31c5fb23ad2c3cf2bd0b.jpg

 

[Dark Knifer]

Can I have 4374 tanks please?

 

[Scde2]

My army will go to the highest bidder. Any offers?

I would be more than willing to buy you out.

What's the opening bid?
[sub]Please be a pastrami sandwich, please be a pastrami sandwich[/sub]

My army will go to the highest bidder. Any offers?

Pfft. I know exactly what I can offer...

All on tanks I guess.

Shush!

My army will go to the highest bidder. Any offers?

I will give you a once in a lifetime offer to join me and my kickass Army of two snipers. As well as getting to join the army with the most badass name: The Three Musketeers! You will enjoy all the benefits of my extra 31 unspent points.
Be amazed at our top secret military tech: One sniper rifle, and one pair of Binoculars.
Marvel at our camoflage tech: 2 ghillie suits and a camo net
And make your plans for world domination at our 100% mobile, secure military headquarters: Probably up some hill somewhere.
It truly is an offer you would be stupid to refuse.
So come and join the stealthiest army in the world. TODAY!

That...
Is an intriguing offer. But I am a stupid person so I could just refuse it.
[sub]for a pastrami sandwich[/sub]

 

[Death God]

I'll just take a bunch of infantry units for some big numbers of soldiers rather than spend it on one or two tanks. I'll just have to train them all to be some ninja badasses to compensate for lack of skill.

 

[karatekid19]

I'm pretty much screwed, better resort to guerrilla tactics and hope I get really freaking lucky

 

[Canid117]

I hope Miracle of sound doesn't feel like fucking the rest of us up.

 

[Ganthrinor]

Armageddon Class Battlecruiser.

 

[mb16]

i choose project thor kinetic bombardment satellites. or is that cheating? if so how about some Wyvern call motherships?

 

[Mittens The Kitten]

I suppose I'm going to have to pull an FPS protagonist and take down 20,000 troops without getting touched. *sigh* Third time this week, man...

Its like the inverse ninja law, the more ninjas that are in a given attack force, the weaker the group as a whole becomes.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I buy a battleship, 2 tanks, and 30 riflemen.