your preferd mellee weapon during a Zombie apocalypse

[Athol]

Id go with a "Married Pair" (a halligan tool and maul/fireaxe), because it's the ultimate multi-tool for the Zombie Apocalypse.

 

[Dead_Man]

A crowbar. A large hunk of metal can never fail!

 

[Jester00]

an assassins creed hidden blade. i won't survive more than 20 minutes but it looks awesome.

 

[LightOfDarkness]

The Defiler from Dead Rising 2.

Bonus if I get to level up while using it.

 

[Ouroboros0977]

The Slayer of Kings replica sword (Archeon's one) that I have on my wall, give me a day or two to make a proper whetstone and I am in business.

 

[jabering]

Gladius and riot shield. shield can keep em back and gladius is a 1 handed murder machine. heavy enough to broad side flatten a skull(for when it starts to dull) and short enough to keep your attacks fast with little to no training. having no training vastly lowers the usefulness of a kitana. getting a long skinny blade stuck is very easy, keeping it moving takes a master.

 

[Sir-jackington]

a sledgehammer......with two katans attached to the head.....and a lightsaber attached to the bottom.....and a digital clock in the middle of the handle........covered in cheese

 

[Atmos Duality]

Depends on the nature of the apocalypse. If it's blood-transmitted infection, then I obviously want to avoid breaking skin/cutting or doing anything that causes bleeding.

Towards that end, I'm pretty confident in my abilities with a staff/polearm, so just strap a rechargeable tazer to the end of it and I'm good to go.

Otherwise, give me a long crowbar. So useful. So durable. So portable.

 

[Wintermute_]

Tankhammer.

I'd say more, but I don't think any more needs to be said.

(Basically, it's like a hammer, but instead of the hammer bit, it's a missile. So when you hit something with it, the missile explodes!)

...killing u in the process?

I'd opt for the extendo-katana thingy from Gantz. could pull of decapitations from two blocks away

 

[MagicMouse]

Heron Mark Blade

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[Azaradel]

A fire axe is the first thing that comes to mind, so yeah. I'll go with a fire axe.

 

[UnwishedGunz]

i cant remember how many of these threads I've seen in a week...5-7 idk

i guess since i have to pick again i'd say a katana that never breaks, who wouldn't want to slice zombies up into little pieces

 

[UnwishedGunz]

a keyblade

 

[Korenith]

There are some pretty solid suggestions already. Katana and lightsabers are definitely good pics but I prefer a lawnmower simply because of the final scene in Braindead. If you haven't seen that ridiculously awesome film then you really should. And while you revel in its B-movie splatter porn glory always remember - "Peter Jackson made this..."

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

Probably an axe with a pick on the reverse blade... Deadly and versatile enough to be useful in non-life threatening situations as well..

 

[BenzSmoke]

Anything blunt and easy to swing. Like a crowbar or a baseball bat.

 

[gilbro7]

Would Air Treks count? Cause I would love to fly around and be able to jump on a zombie and rip its face to shreds

 

[Ampersand]

I'd bring a white oak jo staff. It might not be the most lethal weapon in the world but to be honest that's kind of why I like it.

 

[Anchupom]

Gravity Hammer.

Spoiler

Failing that, some sort of sledgehammer-crowbar-hockey stick crossbreed.

 

[Ganthrinor]

Spoiler: Khorne Chainaxe

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Spoiler: Daemonhammer