OP's video is compliant LARPing. I just thought I'd let everyone know. Please continue with your regularly scheduled fantasizing.
Your preferd style of fighting
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OP's video is compliant LARPing. I just thought I'd let everyone know. Please continue with your regularly scheduled fantasizing.
Sorry for the double post; error on my browser's part.
Sorry for the double post; error on my browser's part.
Do you not realise what a monumental buzz kill you are?bagodix said:
I think it is YOU who can't tell the different between reality and fantasy, only the other way around. This forum topic is entirely fantasy only you seem determined to treat it like it is factual reality. That's what you're wrong about.
I don't care if you are not amused by my "off-topic military fantasies", if you can't see the fun in my Anti-Hobo Defence System - well then I revel in your stuck-up frustration. It's not my fault that you're a humourless git.
I suggest you hang out in another forum, like this:
http://selfprotection.lightbb.com/self-protection-practical-martial-arts-f1/
Prefered fighting style? Several miles away from the front line with millions of minions fighting for me.
Why should I dirty my hands with blood when others can do it?
Why should I dirty my hands with blood when others can do it?
Apparently, I use 'Rapid Monkey-Weasel' style, which is essentially this: foam slightly at the mouth, and convince people that you're completely illogical about target selection.
"He might just be suffering from jock-itch."
"He might chew my ankle off!"
"Is he foaming at the mouth?"
"RUNNNNN!"
Mind you, I took 4 years of Gojukai karate, and some taekwondo and kickboxing, but really, I've found that leaping on a person and either chewing on them, or attempting to 'facehugger' them resolves most altercations rapidly.
And by 'facehugger', I mean leap up and drive your crotch into their face, early and often.
"He might just be suffering from jock-itch."
"He might chew my ankle off!"
"Is he foaming at the mouth?"
"RUNNNNN!"
Mind you, I took 4 years of Gojukai karate, and some taekwondo and kickboxing, but really, I've found that leaping on a person and either chewing on them, or attempting to 'facehugger' them resolves most altercations rapidly.
And by 'facehugger', I mean leap up and drive your crotch into their face, early and often.
Karate Shotokan is pretty decent, though a mostly defensive style, counter-attacks are seriously painful to endure for the other individual. :]
boxing , kickboxing etc is the way to go in my opinion. In real life situations karate and similar fighting styles seem pretty useless to me ( maybe except for defending, but you can't defend forever) , I mean what are the chances to land a roundhouse kick in a bar fight?
Ive grown wise to your honey trap ways, and now know the methods to desist the sticky sweet temptation of trolling which you hawk like a pro. I recognise you as one to watch however, your name is whispered throughout all the foras as being that of a crafty, skilled person who should best left to his own twisted web of ... trollishness. Why, the very name, "bagodix" announces clearly to the world that you are a man of wit, wisdom and intellect.bagodix said:
