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Parasondox

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Twintix said:
Dear drivers,

I'm working on my driver's license. This means that I'm fairly new behind the wheel. I will make some mistakes, and I understand that some of you may be nervous that I pose a risk as an inexperienced driver. As such, I understand why you might be nervous about driving behind me.

However, the green sign in the back window is not a "feel free to pass me like a complete fucking jackass" sign. I am so very sorry for not driving over the speed limit. If you are in a hurry, choose your moments to drive past me. These moments do not include:

In curves
Through low-speed areas
On the top of a road
All of the above when it's dark outside

Also, honking at me when I accidentally stop the car isn't going to make me start it faster. Nor should you honk at me when I'm legally obliged to stop the car.

Special mention to you, impatient fucker in the truck, who honked at me when I stopped at a crossing where two kids were about to cross. What, would you've preferred it if I'd hit the kids instead, just because you were in a hurry?

Sincerely,
All the people who are working on their licenses.
I would like to second your letter there and agree 100%. I am also learning to drive at the moment and I also have to deal with impatient drivers who simply just don't understand that I am learning and they, themselves, were in the same position I am in now when they first started. I am on the speed limit but they want to go way over it. Certain truck/HGV drivers are just bullies on the road. "I have a bigger vehicle, move the fuck over" attitude is rather annoying. UK has small roads, relax!

Good luck with your lessons by the way. From a fellow learner driver.
 

Nukekitten

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Twintix said:
Dear drivers,

I'm working on my driver's license. This means that I'm fairly new behind the wheel. I will make some mistakes, and I understand that some of you may be nervous that I pose a risk as an inexperienced driver. As such, I understand why you might be nervous about driving behind me.
Dear Learners,

Nu-uh. If I think you might present a danger to me where I am, I'll move. The very last thing I want is to be too close to someone who worries me.

What you might not realise though, is that there are a lot of people who don't know how to drive safely taking account of the actions that other drivers might take if something unforeseen happens. Mean behaviour does reduce a bit after you take your test, but not necessarily as much as you might expect if you think it's all on you. The big thing, at least going off my own experience, has less to do with passing your test and more to do with how much more practice you get after you pass and the opportunity this allows you, if you keep thinking about your driving after you pass your test, to develop a smoother drive that won't surprise people who are doing silly things as much.

I know it's annoying, but don't pay them too much mind. Focus on what you can do to improve your safety around them, 'cause in all honesty bad drivers are one of those things that are going to be around for a while ^_^

Also, good luck on your tests! And, after you pass your tests, if you've been driving some months or so and are in the UK, it might be worth you checking out one of the RoSPA Roadcraft courses -

http://roadar.org/

If you're looking to do a bit more training. (Like pass plus, this can lead to insurance benefits.)

Kind regards,
Nukekitten
 

renegade7

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Dear "Parents of young children"

I get that your newfound ability to producing a screaming pink goblin has provided you with some sense of superiority and entitlement, but you must understand that the world does not revolve around you and your children.

Places not to bring your children:

-Nice restaurants. I was trying to have a nice dinner with my date. That was annoying. And this wasn't like at a TGI Friday's or something. This was an upscale fine dining establishment, like "reservations two weeks in advance" kind of place. There was no need to bring your kid.

-The orchestra. So this is a particularly horrendous incident. At the time, I was in college and I was a member of the student orchestra. We were playing one of our concerts (an arrangement of Passacaglia and Fugue in C minor), when someone's baby started wailing. I've been going to classical concerts since I was 15. I'd been a performer through all my years of college. Never, in my life, had I ever even HEARD of the orchestra stopping and having to start over because of a disturbance from the audience, much less did I ever expect to have to do so. And to make it even more obnoxious, the parents in question actually ARGUED with not just the usher who had come to escort them out, but also with our FUCKING CONDUCTOR who had to halt the performance, turn around, and ask them quite politely (more politely than he should have IMO) to leave and not come back with their kid.

-The library. If there's anything synonymous with libraries besides books, it's quiet. The sort of place you can go to read and study. This goes double for a university library. DO NOT bring your baby to a university library. DO NOT complain when students start getting annoyed with you and asking you to leave. DO NOT act innocent when your crotch dropping projectile vomits all over a table and onto someone's work.

People, please: think twice about where you're taking your kid. If you can't afford a sitter, you shouldn't have had a baby. If you can afford orchestra tickets, dining at a nice restaurant, or university tuition YOU CAN AFFORD TO HIRE A SITTER GODDAMMIT. It's your responsibility to deal with your kid, not that of everyone else to put up with it.
 

Fractral

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renegade7 said:
crotch dropping
That has to be the best synonym for a baby I have ever heard.

OT: Whoo, Passive Agressive time!
Dear Internet Goers;
It is possible to be neither behind a concept nor against it. Criticism of something you believe or like is not a personal attack. One member of a loosely defined 'Side' does not represent that side entirely. Righteous zeal is never a good mindset with which to argue.
Thanks, Fractral.
 

Meg Galuardi

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Dear people at my school,

Learn to walk please. Its really not that hard. Stay to the right, use crosswalks, look where you're going. Don't walk four across and take up the entire sidewalk. It like driving, really. Just imagine a line down the middle of the sidewalk and for gods sakes stay to the right of it.

K Thanks.
 

Ryan Hughes

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Dear Grammar Nazi,

I understand that it can be frustrating when people fail at their attempts to communicate with you. And indeed, whenever you disagree with that person, the temptation to use a lack of communicative skill as a means of personal attack can be nearly impossible to refuse. However, things have clearly gone too far.

It is entirely fine to end a sentence in a preposition. In fact, this "rule" was never actually a part of English, even as far back as Old English, but was imported from the French syntax, which needless to say is largely incompatible with all the epochs of our language. Also, do not admonish people for using split infinitives, as no one can really see how the split could obscure meaning. "To boldly go where no man has gone before," is a perfectly legitimate sentence.

Truth be told, Edgar Allen Poe often began sentences with the word "and," and even began a paragraph in The Masque of the Red Death with the word "but." I also personally know published authors who still have no idea how to properly use the semi-colon, and avoid it entirely.

What is at stake here is not the future of the English Language, rather, your own sense of superiority. To use strict grammar as your own personal shibboleth against those you deem unworthy of your attention. What matters most is clarity of meaning and intent, not arbitrary rules invented long after-the-fact in an attempt to explain why a language works.

Sincerely,
Ryan
 

Extra-Ordinary

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Dear Atheists (just the really militant ones).
Let me preface this by saying that I'm not going to argue the existence of a great hereafter, I can't convince you.
Anyhow.
Stop pretending that you're better than people who believe in something bigger than themselves.
I believe in an eternal after with God, you don't believe in any such thing, both of these options are okay because in the end, Heaven, Nirvana, what have you will exist or not exist no matter what either of us think.
And while great crimes against humanity have been perpetrated by religious followers, it turns out that that's just the minority and that most religious followers do their best to lead good lives, who knew?
And stop with this "holding society back" nonsense, because screaming at a stranger over something nobody can prove really spells progress with a capital P.
 

Guffe

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Dear criminals.
Stop doing crime and start living a "good" life :)
Sincerely

I guess that covers it...
 

Lucem712

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Dear drivers,

Please do not go around building/commercial complexes turns sharply and look at me angrily when you almost plow your sedan into my huge utility van because of your inability to see around corners. Also, just a general note, do not mad-dog the other driver when you are clearly in the wrong and almost caused an accident.
 

Imp_Emissary

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If so, I think I win this thread. ;p

OT: Eh, for me it's those actually PSA's they put out to tell people not to text while they drive.

I mean, really?!
Talking on the phone is one thing, but typing while you drive? 0-o

You crazy.
 

Parasondox

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Dear parent, some not all,

When your child has been crying in a supermarket for the past 20 mins, GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONES and deal with the crying baby. Your child. Just tell your friend on the other side to hold on for a few minutes so you can deal with the little screamer. I know you may want to try that "ignore them and they will stop somehow" technique but if it's not clearing working, in public, then just handle it.

Yes, I sound like an arse but seriously now.
 

StriderShinryu

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Dear far too many people in general,

Just because you don't like something doesn't mean it's bad and just because you don't agree with a viewpoint doesn't necessarily mean that it's wrong or that the people who disagree with you are idiots. It, shockingly I know, is okay for people to have different opinions than you do and your opinions don't define what is good/bad/right/wrong. When someone disagrees with you, it's not because they are trying to hurt you or show you up, and it's definitely not okay for you to attack them (even just "over the internet") based on the simple fact that they have a different opinion or viewpoint. When someone disagrees with you it's actually better to honestly and openly consider their opinion, and then either broach a real discussion about the topic or simply realize that it's better to "agree to disagree."

Signed,
Everyone with at least half of a brain
 

Matthew Jabour

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Dear people terrified of Ebola,

Has somebody sneezed, bled, pissed, shat, spat, or vomited on you recently? Or ever? If the answer is no, then congratulations, you have a zero percent chance of being infected, just like 99.9999999% of people in America! Now stop watching CNN and turn on your brains for a while.

Cordially,
People who understand what 'transmitted by fluids' means
 

Matthew Jabour

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Pyrian said:
Don't date people who are mean to you.
You might be flagged for brevity, friend. You may want to add a few sentences. Even if you really don't have anything more to say, you should still add some sentences onto the end. I cannot stress that enough.
 

Slayer4472

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Dear EA:

Why did you buy Bioware if you aren't going to let them make the niche products they were known for, and indeed made quite well? Remember, having ten Little Things that each make 10 million is objectively better than having one Big Thing that makes 100 million, because something might go wrong with Big Thing: The Revengening. Let your niches be niches!



Dear People Who Disagree With Me On Twatter:

It's okay that you disagree with me- it really is! But comparing me to one of the following:

-Adolf Hitler/ the Nazis
-ISIS
-The Soviets/ Joseph Stalin
- The KKK
- The Black Panthers
- The Crusaders/ Ghazis of the Crusading Period
- Pedophiles/ Child Molesters
- Any Serial Killer
- Westboro Baptist Church
- Your Abusive Relation

is actually quite childish, and makes you look rather silly. Follow Boogie's advice, or go suck on a lolly.
 

CrazyCapnMorgan

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Dear other humans of the world,


And if no one is infringing on your life, your freedom or your liberties, don't go antagonizing them, even if they do or see things differently than you do.

Thanks.

Sincerely,

Me

P.S.

 

Little Woodsman

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Dear Public,
If you are doing something questionable in my workplace, and I question you about it, telling me "I'm not a person who would do something like that!" is not going to convince me. If you *were* a person who would do something like that, what is the first thing you would tell me? Huh? That's right!!

Dear co-workers to anyone,
When you come up to one of your co-workers and incessantly bad-mouth everyone else who works where you do, the co-worker you are talking to is just thinking "What does this person say about *me* when I'm not around?".

Dear Public,
That law enforcement officer is not Andy Griffith, and this is not the town of Mayberry. In our current society it is not feasible for law enforcement officers to know all members of the community, and know the ones who are not inclined to be criminals. When dealing with them the questions "Do you know who I am?" and "Do you know who I know?", are not helpful. Particularly when they are shouted.