Your Pure Awesome Fort?

[Fniff]

Everyone must have one!

Mine would have 400 machine gun posts all around it,handled by a computer that can tell friend from foe,a mess hall that served pizza and coke all day long and tanks! LOADS AND LOADS OF TANKS!

 

[JRCB]

Mine is.....

..oh, you're a clever one. Trying to get me to tell you where it is and what it has? I'm not falling for it.

 

[BonsaiK]

Why do I need a fort?

 

[Craig FTW]

Cause forts are awesome.

 

[Fniff]

Why do I need a fort?

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EVERYONE NEEDS A FORT.

 

[lewism247]

Why do I need a fort?

cause it's awesome!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Who needs a fort when I can have a Star Fort?

 

[Aqualung]

Can my fort just be a house?

 

[TimeLord]

I would call mine Doom Fortress and it would be manned by 300 TF2 RED Engineers with level 3 sentries

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Why on earth would I need a fort?

...

Well, if I did have a fort, I'd have to fill it with women first...

 

[JRCB]

I would call mine Doom Fortress and it would be manned by 300 TF2 RED Engineers with level 3 sentries

Why don't you use the TARDIS?

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

It's no moon. That's all I'm saying.

 

[GundamSentinel]

Spirit of Motherwill... fully loaded...

 

[Radeonx]

I don't require a fort. I control all planets, rendering forts useless.

 

[TimeLord]

I would call mine Doom Fortress and it would be manned by 300 TF2 RED Engineers with level 3 sentries

Why don't you use the TARDIS?

OMFG why did I not think of that!!

 

[Dorian]

A large main tower with smaller towers nearby it, connected by tunnel-bridges near the tops. They're on islands of black rock on a lack of lava. A small rickety bridge connects the mainland to the main island.

At the top of each tower is an automated turret that locks on and shoots anything without a bio-signature clearance. There are windows in every tower, perfect places for gunmen to stealthily slide out the barrels of their guns and open fire.

The insides have everything needed to sustain three dozen people indefinitely, along with internet access and a secret escape tunnel that leads to a mobile spider-tank with laser beam cannons for eyes.

Yeah, my fort rocks!

 

[War Penguin]

A cardboard box.
Oh, yeah. You're jealous.

 

[The Great JT]

My fort would be one of those old wooden forts.

Nothing quite appeals like the classics.

 

[A random person]

I have a floating doom fortress I observe the forums from. I allow people in who are good friends, stay sane on crime threads, or share my hatred of Public Enemies.

 

[Sonicron]

I'll prefer a stocked safehouse over a big hulking fortress any day, thank you.