Your Pure Awesome Fort?

[DigitalSushi]

My fort would be manned by 400 clones of Paris Hilton, yeah i'd like to see any of you wanabe mercs get close enough to my Doom Fortress of "thats so hot" with her waiting for a fucking chit chat with you.

Cos your so hot!, oh my god, your wearing camo?.. that is soooo in this season!

 

[zicoV]

A cardboard box.
Oh, yeah. You're jealous.

Well if its a simpsons style cardboard fort i will be.

 

[Total LOLige]

hmmmm cant say really it would be brimming with awesomeness

 

[theonecookie]

Mines more of an obital bombardment platform maned by black templar space marines and the main armament is the GDI ion cannon i stole from them

also master chief strapped to the out side acting as some form of shield

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

A cardboard box.
Oh, yeah. You're jealous.

I'm afraid I must inform you that your box mysteriously disapeared, it was later found walking through crowds in a terrorst base.

 

[Twilight_guy]

My fort is made out of pillows and bedsheets... and its in my room right now. *flees to fort*

 

[Instant K4rma]

The Walls would be made of Barret .50 cal rifles strapped together by barbed wire, and I would have a moat with robotic alligators made of gatling guns. The bridge would be made of swords, chainsaws, and various shards of glass and other sharp shrapnel. Outside the walls would be landmines that fire lasers and magma when stepped on. My AA turrets would fire other AA turrets which would then fire at any airbourne threats as they fly through the air. And I would be in power armor. I would carry a Fat Man that fires mega nukes instead of mini nukes (Fallout 3 Fat Man. No, im not carrying around a large male with me) and a lightsaber where the saber is made of lava.

Yea, Id be untouchable.

 

[McNinja]

Why do I need a fort?

Why not?

Mine would be almost completely under ground. I've designed it somewhere... but the description is so long and filled with awesome that this thread would explode from the epic amounts of win.

 

[Desert Tiger]

Castles are better.

 

[TheScarecrow]

*Edited so that no one will stop me

 

[War Penguin]

A cardboard box.
Oh, yeah. You're jealous.

I'm afraid I must inform you that your box mysteriously disapeared, it was later found walking through crowds in a terrorst base.

Dammit, Boxy, not again! Why does he always go there?

 

[Deleric]

A cardboard box.
Oh, yeah. You're jealous.

Ah yes, might you help me? I can't decided on a Styrofoam build up to the walls or a line of old coca cola cans on the top bunker. Ideas?

 

[happysock]

Mines made out of pillows and I made it last week

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

A box with a big "Fort Awesome" flag.

 

[CrazyHatMan]

A big black tower with all the necessities you'd need.
Oh and on the very top i'd have the neo armstrong cyklon-jet armstrong cannon.
Oh yeah. (cheese for everyone who gets the cannon reference)

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Just picture Skeletors fort.

Then add bunny ears to the face, and thats mine.

 

[War Penguin]

A cardboard box.
Oh, yeah. You're jealous.

Ah yes, might you help me? I can't decided on a Styrofoam build up to the walls or a line of old coca cola cans on the top bunker. Ideas?

Yes, go for the styrofoam but make it from the inside. The point of the cardboard box is to be sneaky as possible. The cans would give it away.
Wow. I just gave a reasonable answer to a joke (that was a joke, right?).