Your Pure Awesome Fort?

[ElTigreSantiago]

Mine would be a riverside fortress set in a beautiful forest. It would be a castle, with several towers that differ in height, the tallest going above the trees. A berserker will roam the area around the castle, making sure there aren't any unfamiliar scents around. Several Hatredcopters will patrol the skies. Auto turrets are hidden in hundreds of bricks in the castle. A Gatekeeper protects the front entrence. Many Charizards make there homes in the trees surrounding the fort, and Gyarados swim in the water. The fort itself is home to Anbu Black Ops Ninja, the Z Fighters and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

 

[CptCamoPants]

Is it just me or does OT seem like an over enthusiastic 12 year old who wants people to think he's smart?

 

[Simalacrum]

hmmmmm... my fort? Well, simply I would design a fort so immensely powerful that it could capture both Yahtzee and MaxTheReaper... at the same time.

I dunno if its possible, but if it is, then nobody would dare invade such a place.

 

[Kingsman]

Mine would be underground, so it couldn't easily be fired on, and would use a system of underground water veins and heat pockets for water and power, respectively. It would not have turrets, but silos stuck under the ground which would fire rockets at incoming intruders. Elevated platforms would take heavy machinery in and out, with extra backup coming from satellites I would jettison into orbit. A series of teleportation ports would litter hallways buried at infrequent intervals in the sand, so no intruder could get a good idea of how close to the surface he was. Corridors could then be easily shut down, getting rid of the ways in and out, and trapping escapees and intruders in places which could then be flooded with gas or simply blown up and crushed under the sand. I would be open to ideas for other corridor traps, however, provided they're of a type that can't be easily dodged, deflected, or blocked.

And, of course, it would follow all the basics of the evil overlord [http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html] list.

 

[similar.squirrel]

I would call mine Doom Fortress and it would be manned by 300 TF2 RED Engineers with level 3 sentries

Why don't you use the TARDIS?

OMFG why did I not think of that!!

You are not worthy of your Timelord[91] status. >,>

Really, that was my first thought. Get the chameleon circuit fixed, though. So it can look suitable fort-like.
Keep the police-box siren for de-materialization, of course.
Nothing like a Doom-Fortress coalescing to that wonderful, wonderful sound.

 

[dududf]

My fort would be made out of awsomeness and plasma all entwined into a floating killing 1337 machine.

mind you plasma hurts like a **** to sleep on.

 

[tangylaser]

my fort is a rainbow

 

[Haunted Serenity]

Mars.....

 

[TheFacelessOne]

My Fort would orbit the Earth, armed with point defense lasers and 20 ICBMs.

 

[TimeLord]

I would call mine Doom Fortress and it would be manned by 300 TF2 RED Engineers with level 3 sentries

Why don't you use the TARDIS?

OMFG why did I not think of that!!

You are not worthy of your Timelord[91] status. >,>

Really, that was my first thought. Get the chameleon circuit fixed, though. So it can look suitable fort-like.
Keep the police-box siren for de-materialization, of course.
Nothing like a Doom-Fortress coalescing to that wonderful, wonderful sound.

True but in theory you cant control what the TARDIS materializes as. It changes dependant on where you land and what time period

 

[michael_ab]

practicality? top of a hill with a shitload of ammo, and a chain gun+ 50cal sniper
for fun? going old school, chairs and blankets

 

[michael_ab]

http://www.innertraveler.com/Collections/ArtistThumbnails/BlackGate_jordanS.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAHA.
I win.[/quote}

no you dont! two hobbits killed the whole thing! that fort is shit

 

[spiff133]

a secret moon base and a giant doom ray

 

[Doclector]

The fort I made on B+K nuts and bolts. That doesn't even move. It's really just for those times someone invites me to play around in the test-o-track for a bit showing off our creations like some kind of woodland creature street racing meet-up, and sets about using the "completed game" roster of parts to destroy me, and so I roll out (or rather appear on the track and stay there) this massive fort equipped with turrets galore.

 

[NimbleJack3]

A planet that is in a time bubble that hovers just on the edge of the end of the universe. It has a restaurant.

Douglas Adams, bitches!

 

[MajoraPersona]

Quantum shift device at the core that allows me to move through time, space, and dimensions.

Living quarters for the crew that is responsible for everything else on this list.

One of those tower farm thingies in that long ranting post thing.

Artificial meat growers (flesh without the animal).

Gladiatoral arena for holding vicious animals and watching things kill each other.

Large dining hall that can seat approximately.

Walls to seperate all noted areas from one another, high durability.

Doorways complete with doors and doorknobs. Possibly keypads.

A tall forboding tower with stainglass windows that would make for an epic boss fight.

Epic boss to reside in said tower.

Force Field Generator that creates a powerful energy barrier which ensures enough space for my fortress to materialize (via destroying everything nearby).

Powerful yet manageable power supply.

Supercomputer to manage the general activities of the fortress. A specially designed AI will be installed after rigorous testing on smaller, isolated computers incapable of any acts of rebellion. Should the AI desire full control of the fortress, I will only ask that I and most of the crew are allowed to leave in desired worlds/locations. My life is not worth any amount of awesomeness.

 

[traceur_]

My fort is made of gold and defended by an army of short Irishmen wielding super soakers filled with hydrochloric acid.

 

[T3h Camp3r T3rr0r1st]

Everyone must have one!

Mine would have 400 machine gun posts all around it,handled by a computer that can tell friend from foe,a mess hall that served pizza and coke all day long and tanks! LOADS AND LOADS OF TANKS!

who needs tanks when you have an army of cloned Rambos?

 

[similar.squirrel]

I would call mine Doom Fortress and it would be manned by 300 TF2 RED Engineers with level 3 sentries

Why don't you use the TARDIS?

OMFG why did I not think of that!!

You are not worthy of your Timelord[91] status. >,>

Really, that was my first thought. Get the chameleon circuit fixed, though. So it can look suitable fort-like.
Keep the police-box siren for de-materialization, of course.
Nothing like a Doom-Fortress coalescing to that wonderful, wonderful sound.

True but in theory you cant control what the TARDIS materializes as. It changes dependant on where you land and what time period

Damn. Trivia fail.
Still, I'm sure you'd be able to bypass it. Sonic screwdriver and so on.