Your role in the apocalypse

[LordMoose]

In a world where Ammo is more plentiful then Food, where the sweat of ones labor can be stolen from you by those who believe themselves Worthy, I'll be there.

To start my own Mercenary Army.
Little farming community only has a handful of guns but a lot of food?
Two square meals a day each farmer john and you got yourself some security.
We're smart though, raider hoard on the horizon? Oh well, it was nice knowing you John, hit the gas!

 

[SplicedUp068]

Hermit, live alone with a shotgun at my side in case anyone got ballsy and tried anything.

 

[One Seven One]

I would be a scavenger. I would sell my wares to anyone willing to pay, and then continue to wander around looking for anything that seemed valuable or interesting.

quick note, sell your guns unloaded, if someone buys one and decides to rob you with it, you'll have the upper advantage.

 

[The Hairminator]

The old guy who lives in his cottage out in the wasteland. Will shoot at you if you come too close.

 

[Caligulove]

I'd probably be Fillet Mignon for someone in this thread

 

[Android2137]

Well, if I weren't dead, I'd be the annoyingly weak person you want to kill, but you can't because it's an escort mission, but I'm so stupid and apparently have no sense of self-preservation and run around like a chicken without it's head. And to make it even more aggravating, I'd probably just die anyway in a cutscene.

 

[Koganesaga]

Certainly not dead as many underly optimistic people seem to want to be. Probably that one guy who seems to survive on his own with a shotgun and a dog, yet oddly helpful if he sees someone getting attacked. Course once I've saved ya, you're givin' me your supplies to compensate and the you're on your way.

P.S. People say in an Apocalypse you should eat your dog, I say your fucking retarded, because they don't understand how useful a tool a dog is. For one, a loyal companion unlike many humans you'll meet. For two, if you have two unarmed men, and you have you and your dog, you're gonna win, cause after a jugular tear, people don't get back up. Lastly, a dog is a good way to track down food with their acute noses.

 

[Desert Warrior]

I change my mind i would be a mixture between Deckard Cain from Diablo,The Merchant Zombie Guy from RE4,Dr Neo Cortex/Tiny Tiger from Crash Bandicoot,Solid Snake,Doctor Mundo from League of legends, and the Necromancer Unit from Warcraft 3...Epic Mixture.
That way i can lead you into false hope by aiding you then i can stab you in the back and take over your Town/Group/Society..
And rule with an Iron Fist!.
But Probably regret what i have done and save the hero/heroine as they are about to die
Or i could just Enslave Humanity *Laughs maniacally and rubs hands together*

 

[Karlaxx]

Supposedly I'm a natural leader- and I guess if I was in a given group of people that survived, I would have the random general knowledge that would help us out, as well as being a capable adjudicator of disputes. As long as I didn't fuck anything up too bad, I would probably end up being the leader of a group.

 

[ISawAFish]

I will start a gang. The tunnel Snakes. We rule. Or presuming my drum kit survives the apocalypse, rig it so that every time i hit the base an explosion from my mine field goes off, so if people try to attack me i'll blow their asses up with awesomeness. Also i'll be using double kick.

 

[ticklezcheese]

dairy seller, hey who doesnt want dairy in hell? its like a must have

 

[WolfThomas]

This thread keeps reminding me of all the work I still have to do on my gun, I bought a remington 7615 recently, need to attach a spotlight/torch, some sort of reflex site, a sling and find some more magazines.

 

[linwolf]

Lone Wanderer, would take care of myself and stay out of the way.

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

try to befriend the local bloodthirsty cult/gang/group and chill with them.

If that didn't work then I'd guess I'd be dead as well