Your signature melee weapon

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A lion with a pole up it's ass. I'm wouldn't have put the pole up there though, just to clarify that, I probably found it in a chest or something.
 

Bebus

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Shield. Anybody who thinks shields are for defence are pussies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRZ22UCnMNk
 

Dwarfman

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As I am a qualified chef the answer to this question is simple - Knives. Big fuckoff shiny ones!
 

Cheesepower5

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A halberd or glaive, possibly a more knife-on-a-stick style long-spear like the Celts or Greeks had.
 

Zorg Machine

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for swinging over the battlefield

and

for standing behind the battle lines.

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The Funslinger

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a dao.



or a balisong.



Would be pretty damn intimidating to see someone advancing on you doing tricks with one of those.
 

Knusper

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My shillelagh that my grandmother gave to me and my brother after a holiday to Ireland. It is basically a massive cudgel and would be good to fight off any burglars if we actually got any where we live.
 

RevRaptor

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A long pole with a honey badger tied to the end of it.


See that lion there, its not going to win that fight, honey badgers are known to kill lion by ripping of their balls.
That's right it tears off their nuts.

Honey badger on a stick, weapon of pure terror.
 

darksakul

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Bebus said:
Shield. Anybody who thinks shields are for defense are pussies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRZ22UCnMNk
Agreed. I saw that episode of Deadliest warrior, so I had a feeling what it was before I even loaded the clip.


My suggestion

A Big beefy arm, especially when it belongs to the person you are beating to death with.
That is assuming they do not die from the blood lost first.



P.S. the image is from some old movie's stock photos
 

Ulquiorra4sama

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Seriously... i want a cane. As of now i don't really have a signature melee weapon, but i will get a pimp stick someday.