Let's say your in a Horror Film plot, an Indestructible Silent Murderer is going around your town killing people as soon as possible. What is your plan for surviving it? Mine? Stay with the group and hope that I never get killed.
YOUR SURVIVAL PLAN FOR A HORROR FILM!
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My god...this plan is flawless...Pimppeter2 said:
Doubt the murderer would want me though, I don't really pose much of a threat, I would stay in a group maybe, but chances are I am going to be the scape goat, lets hope I have a gun on me.
Be the gorgeous blond with large boobs who gets in at least one titty shot. With any luck, I won't be the OTHER gorgeous blond that gets it to her heart mid-film in an attempt to regain some dramatic tension.
Failing that: I want C4, Chuck Norris, and a rifle loaded with hollow-points.
Failing that: I want C4, Chuck Norris, and a rifle loaded with hollow-points.
Well if it's a standard Slasher movie then obviously I just don't have sex and don't do drugs and never go off alone anywhere.
If it's a monster movie, never run away because then the monster goes for me first. Also I should do everything in my power to either be the main character or the person the main character is trying to protect, that seems to work most of the time.
Finally if I ever find myself in a House of a Thousand Corpses situation.... the second I see a young hot blonde girl hitchhiking, I will turn my car around and drive away as fast as possible.
If it's a monster movie, never run away because then the monster goes for me first. Also I should do everything in my power to either be the main character or the person the main character is trying to protect, that seems to work most of the time.
Finally if I ever find myself in a House of a Thousand Corpses situation.... the second I see a young hot blonde girl hitchhiking, I will turn my car around and drive away as fast as possible.
Get out of the House.
Stay away from dark rooms.
STAY AWAY from the Demonic sounds.
Leave the Blonds and funny characters behind, there nothing but Monster/Spirit attracting annoyances.
Make sure my Weapons are coated with Holy Water or Squiggly lines.
Leave all mystic looking objects alone, except for the ones that sparkle.
And i wont stop at the town, id just keep going until it was Dawn, then stop at a town far away from the one i was in.
And last but not least, act like a person with a brain and not the typical horror movie character.
Stay away from dark rooms.
STAY AWAY from the Demonic sounds.
Leave the Blonds and funny characters behind, there nothing but Monster/Spirit attracting annoyances.
Make sure my Weapons are coated with Holy Water or Squiggly lines.
Leave all mystic looking objects alone, except for the ones that sparkle.
And i wont stop at the town, id just keep going until it was Dawn, then stop at a town far away from the one i was in.
And last but not least, act like a person with a brain and not the typical horror movie character.
This is of course the best advice. However some of the more thought out films have people stuck in dream sequences or what not and thus they cannot escape.Furburt said:
My immature response would be that if 'evil' has superhuman powers then 'good' must also so I'd sit tight and wait for the cavalry.
That aside, I'd just wait somewhere inconspicuous. I hate watching movies where people are running from someone or something down a street or a path and they KEEP RUNNING. It's like -- once you're out of view, just dive off the side into the bushes. How are the guys following you going to know?
Not run her over and continue to do it until you hear a sickening crunch? it's late I'm hot and uncomfortable. My psychopathic tendencies come out in these situations.Vrex360 said:
Oh and I could try being the killer. That way I would be an unstoppable killing machine!
A horror film, eh?
have sex with the hot chick before either of us get killed...
...then get killed...
have sex with the hot chick before either of us get killed...
...then get killed...
If you are all of those things and have a good sense of humor you may as well kill YOURSELF because Jason's going to jump your ass before the movie even starts.theironbat46 said: