YOUR SURVIVAL PLAN FOR A HORROR FILM!

[EboMan7x]

Have a gun.

 

[USSR]

Um..

Common sense?

OT- I'll take Shorty's advice.

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[conchshellthegeek7]

Exit the city as soon as possible. Additionally, never say anything resembling any of the following:

"Don't worry, it's all over."
"It's OK, we're safe now."
"We should be fine. There's no way he could've survived that."
"There's something I've always wanted to tell you..."
"So long as we keep moving, we should be safe."
"I have complete faith in your abilities."
"You go that way, I'll go this way."
"Why would he come for us?"

Basically, never express confidence.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

I am a little screwed.

Big breasts.... check.
No gun.... check
Forsaken suburb... check
Can't drive? Um... check
(if the former check didn;t give you a clue) Female.... check.

Ahhhh, stuff it, I'll just hide out in my study playing Forged Alliance and CoD with my bf with my heavy metal playing. I might take my chef knives with me, or I may simply remind myself that I have had kick boxing experience.


No. Better idea.
Take sleeping tablets. Go to sleep for entire duration of film. I'm fine so long as I don't snore!

 

[Inco]

Be the cliched hero.
Act like a cardboard cut out, be likeable is some way, have a romantic subplot and eventually overthrow the bad guy using the luck ui have from being the protagonist that stops me dying with all the rest despite all logic...

 

[JRCB]

I usually make one liners and terrible puns. I think I'm already dead.

But my plan is, just ignore everything and get the hell away. If it makes a noise, avoid it, and never EVER go investigate something alone.

 

[Lucane]

Not being black or a large breasted blonde...

Crap! >.< (Least I won't have to wait long ;.

Like Furburt said Drive Away provided your not apart ofapart of the tragic/accidental and/or otherwise responsible for the killers motives. Otherwise kill or be killed I guess.

 

[The Bum]

A horror film, eh?

have sex with the hot chick before either of us get killed...

...then get killed...

i'm with him on this one

 

[Tanfastic]

I'd probably just hangout in my room til all noises are gone.

 

[Littlee300]

Get on the roof of a two story house, destroying any way up to the roof. Then, I sit there and shoot anyone that comes near the roof.

You should go underground because they can throw grenades up there or there is a flying monster or a helicopter.

1.) Get a very powerful drug possibly from a voodoo man
2.) Shove that drug into Mr. Baddies face
3.) Wait for Mr. Baddie to fall asleep
4.) Cut the fucker into peices.
5.) Hide the Head
6.) Hide the Arms
7.) Hide the Legs
8.) Hide the torso (preferably on mount everest)
9.) Laugh at all the other stupid fuckers for not doing this.

If you shoving something down his throat I think he would suffocate anyways.

 

[LordOmnit]

Hahahahhaa.... Oh wait.
*also dead*

It sucks. The world needs laughter, why do we have to die!? D:

Exactly because the world needs laughter. It is the unspoken rule of all horror movies to suck the light out of the world and make it a bleak and terrible place. Oh, wait, it's right there in the genre ---> HORROR
Nevermind!

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

keep a fat friend around. They will give the killer something to occupy themselves with while you run away.
My personal strategy is being me, I am big scary and own various tools and other objects that make efficient wepons (sledgehammer is my favourite), I'm also wierdly indestructible.... actually i think i might be the killer.... well thats convenient.

 

[skittlepie345]

Call the police in every neighboring town with my Cellphone that I didn't forget/run out of battery/lose. Then I'd go hang out with the black people until the police showed up.

 

[w@rew0lf]

Since I'm Black I guess the only viable option would be to move. To Antarctica. Or Canada. Or any other place nobody really cares about.

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

I usually make one liners and terrible puns. I think I'm already dead.

unlees you are Bruce Cambell then you're awesome!

 

[ZeikHunter]

Curse like a ************. It gives the murderer the allusion that you're the hero.

 

[RathWolf]

Turn down the script. I don't do horror movies.