buy a gun, buy ammo, make sure gun is loaded and i have extra ammo......and GET THE HELL UP WHEN I FALL.
YOUR SURVIVAL PLAN FOR A HORROR FILM!
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Call the fucking police.
Don't say "Hello?" When you know there ain't shit there... Or is there?
Don't stand around for 5 fucking minutes screaming at the murderer/monster/unicorn.
Don't have sex in the open, or after seeing the first victim get whacked.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack lives to see another fucking day.
Be nice to the badass, no matter how much of a douche he is.
Don't split up. This isn't Scooby-Doo.
Also, if you manage to take down the villain, remember the 2nd rule of a zombie apocalypse applies, even here: FUCKING DOUBLE TAP!
Don't say "Hello?" When you know there ain't shit there... Or is there?
Don't stand around for 5 fucking minutes screaming at the murderer/monster/unicorn.
Don't have sex in the open, or after seeing the first victim get whacked.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack lives to see another fucking day.
Be nice to the badass, no matter how much of a douche he is.
Don't split up. This isn't Scooby-Doo.
Also, if you manage to take down the villain, remember the 2nd rule of a zombie apocalypse applies, even here: FUCKING DOUBLE TAP!
Not to do any of those horror movie cliche's. You know things like "It's too queit." and "Don't worry it's going to be ok."
LEG IT.
Seriously, how many times has the protagonist of a horror film died because (s)he didn't run away. Also, I won't have sex, be black (or any ethnic minority), be an arrogant (yet logical) snob, be gay, or be a chick. Sorry ladies.
Seriously, how many times has the protagonist of a horror film died because (s)he didn't run away. Also, I won't have sex, be black (or any ethnic minority), be an arrogant (yet logical) snob, be gay, or be a chick. Sorry ladies.
Just hope to god it ain't a Stephen King horror because then there is no set way to survive. Seriously, in Stephen King horrors all the wrong characters get killed off, its very disconcerting.
Otherwise just leave and run as far as possible. Just not at night or in a car in which I haven't checked the petrol and/or battery.
Otherwise just leave and run as far as possible. Just not at night or in a car in which I haven't checked the petrol and/or battery.
Be the killers evil sidekick.... load his gun polish his knifes and then set traps for all the randoms he wants to kill. basically just be his best friend and cook his evil pancakes and clean his evil lair.
oh and never ever EVER ask him to cut your hair! *shudder*
oh and never ever EVER ask him to cut your hair! *shudder*
This, after I have armed myself to the teeth....Oh wait, my guns are in the basement and the lights stopped working....0oFurburt said:
Show some logical thinking ect, Grouping with the reliables in your group: Not the Blond chick, Comic relieve, or the jock, Then shock the killer by leaving town.
Edit:
Dont say stupid quotes
Dont stand frozen to the spot when the killer is SLOWLY approching you
Abadon any morals you might have
Edit:
Dont say stupid quotes
Dont stand frozen to the spot when the killer is SLOWLY approching you
Abadon any morals you might have
That's easy, me and some friends had a conversation about this last week...
1. If Sh** goes down pick one direction and run! - Think about this... most people get killed when they stop running and turn around. No! I pick one direction and keep runing or walk very fast until I'm as far as possible near at lease 10 other people.
2. Stay in major populated areas - about 90% of all horror films take place in some unknow town 100 miles away from any major city center. If there is only 20 people and 1 sheriff in a town... Follow Rule 1.
3. Listen to the Old dude (or Dudette?) - In most of these movies (espically one's about demons or old mystical cults) isn't there always an old wise man or women that tells the group don't go into that field or leave this place. Yeah they know something or more than likly will sacrifce them selves to save the group.
4. Don't be an "Arse"hole - In most movies aren't they the first to die? If not they always die in the most grusome fashion.
5. Have a farmer or country person on your side - Why? They always seem to have a double barrel shot gun or at lease a stockpile of weapons. Duh!
6. Form a circle of safety - I'm tired of seeing group of people being killed because they think there backing away from a killer and then... BAM from behind. Get your group from a circle or whatever shape back-to-back so nothing can sneak up on you and get the Fu** outta there!
7. Never take a shower - Isn't that like prime hunting ground in killer films.. the bathroom?
8. Stay Quite! - Mostly the killer always find you or your group when someone speaks, crys or does somthing. So walk quitely and be quite.
9. Watch the Quite and/or religious guy - Because if there on your side; the'll more than likly freak out and screw your group. Or they more than likly has something to do with any crap going down. Avoid at all cost!
10. Use common sense - This covers going into dark places, following noises, haveing sex, etc, etc you know all that stuff.
1. If Sh** goes down pick one direction and run! - Think about this... most people get killed when they stop running and turn around. No! I pick one direction and keep runing or walk very fast until I'm as far as possible near at lease 10 other people.
2. Stay in major populated areas - about 90% of all horror films take place in some unknow town 100 miles away from any major city center. If there is only 20 people and 1 sheriff in a town... Follow Rule 1.
3. Listen to the Old dude (or Dudette?) - In most of these movies (espically one's about demons or old mystical cults) isn't there always an old wise man or women that tells the group don't go into that field or leave this place. Yeah they know something or more than likly will sacrifce them selves to save the group.
4. Don't be an "Arse"hole - In most movies aren't they the first to die? If not they always die in the most grusome fashion.
5. Have a farmer or country person on your side - Why? They always seem to have a double barrel shot gun or at lease a stockpile of weapons. Duh!
6. Form a circle of safety - I'm tired of seeing group of people being killed because they think there backing away from a killer and then... BAM from behind. Get your group from a circle or whatever shape back-to-back so nothing can sneak up on you and get the Fu** outta there!
7. Never take a shower - Isn't that like prime hunting ground in killer films.. the bathroom?
8. Stay Quite! - Mostly the killer always find you or your group when someone speaks, crys or does somthing. So walk quitely and be quite.
9. Watch the Quite and/or religious guy - Because if there on your side; the'll more than likly freak out and screw your group. Or they more than likly has something to do with any crap going down. Avoid at all cost!
10. Use common sense - This covers going into dark places, following noises, haveing sex, etc, etc you know all that stuff.