YOUR SURVIVAL PLAN FOR A HORROR FILM!
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You forgot a few "not to do":superbatranger said:
-Check the basement.
-Investigate the noise
-Run around scared
-Have sex (I think you forgot to mention it)
Same survival plan as the one I have whenever it comes to survival plans.
Go up in the mountains in the north to my well prepared cave, then let some rubble bury the path up there.
After that, I will sit and wait with my trusty hunting rifle, sit and wait..
Oh, and I will of course place out traps and motion detectors in case I fall asleep. Good luck getting to me, you stupid murderer..
Go up in the mountains in the north to my well prepared cave, then let some rubble bury the path up there.
After that, I will sit and wait with my trusty hunting rifle, sit and wait..
Oh, and I will of course place out traps and motion detectors in case I fall asleep. Good luck getting to me, you stupid murderer..
a.that was a jokeHorny Ico said:
b. It says the black guy dies first. I posted that link to show you that protecting him would still end up him/her dead and the group. Because being with him would ultimately mean death for the party as the black guy dies first (again, this was a joke). Which means the killer went to him/her to kill him/her. If you tried to protect him you'd be screwed because the killer is invincible
Just give the fat black guy a shotgun and a sledgehammer. He will kill everything in his path.Horny Ico said:
OT: There's a beer fridge in the basement and enough tinned food for about three weeks. My plan is simple, go into the basement, barracade the door, wait until my supplies run out, leave town. I'll be the only one alive in town at that point.
1. Become a serial killer.
2. ???
3. Profit, unless it's a lame kind of horror movie where people actually survive.
2. ???
3. Profit, unless it's a lame kind of horror movie where people actually survive.
This. I would be the sick evil killer hunting people down. And at the end when the final two/three survivors manage to 'kill' me, it will be fine. Because there is ALWAYS a sequel.electric discordian said:
I'd just want the Iron Man suit so I can pretty much just be infinitely powerful against the horde of dimwitted zombies.
From my perspective, the only way to beat the slasher movie scenario is to stalk the killer.
A lot of the killer's power comes from the fact that he's hiding in the shadows, waiting to jump out at you with a butcher knife. The only way to beat that is to be better at hiding in the shadows, and to have a bigger knife.
Remember, fear is the killer's greatest weapon. Remember that scene in the beginning of the movie Scream when the killer has that chick on the phone and is quizzing her on horror movie trivia after showing her how he has her boyfriend hog tied on her back porch? If, instead of freaking out like she did, she ran to her kitchen, grabbed a chef's knife and a heavy object, and used the latter to bash through the glass door, the killer probably would have shit his pants and left.
Of course, if we're talking about a killer with supernatural powers, like in Friday the 13th or Nightmare on Elm Street, this strategy does not work nearly as well. Then, as mentioned earlier, it's better to just run away and never come back.
A lot of the killer's power comes from the fact that he's hiding in the shadows, waiting to jump out at you with a butcher knife. The only way to beat that is to be better at hiding in the shadows, and to have a bigger knife.
Remember, fear is the killer's greatest weapon. Remember that scene in the beginning of the movie Scream when the killer has that chick on the phone and is quizzing her on horror movie trivia after showing her how he has her boyfriend hog tied on her back porch? If, instead of freaking out like she did, she ran to her kitchen, grabbed a chef's knife and a heavy object, and used the latter to bash through the glass door, the killer probably would have shit his pants and left.
Of course, if we're talking about a killer with supernatural powers, like in Friday the 13th or Nightmare on Elm Street, this strategy does not work nearly as well. Then, as mentioned earlier, it's better to just run away and never come back.