YOUR SURVIVAL PLAN FOR A HORROR FILM!
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Simple!
*No booze
*No drug use
*No sex
*No being a hero
*Keep a low profile
*back to the wall with a firearm in hand...back to a BRICK wall
When all else fails, I could always run without looking behind me and being careful to not break my ankles whilst fleeing
*No booze
*No drug use
*No sex
*No being a hero
*Keep a low profile
*back to the wall with a firearm in hand...back to a BRICK wall
When all else fails, I could always run without looking behind me and being careful to not break my ankles whilst fleeing
Drive off to Bass Pro Shop, get as much equipment as I can, then drive to Canada. Nothing bad ever happens in Canada! Lol!
True that would work... unless your like me and are a drunk, crack addict, sexaholic, moron, have a self rightious ego making me think I can KILL Chuck Norris, and prefer to fight with my hands with my back against a tree... I ARE SCRUUED!!!! : (Shoggoth2588 said:
I have enough bladed weapons to arm a small army. My friends and I would go hunting, staying in a large group, of course. Too many times people run from crazy killers. Wonder what the killer would think if we fought back...
If he is indestructible, you are screwed. You could try to run away, but going off on your own will kill you. You could stay with the group, but their mandatory horror movie stupidity will kill you. Either way, you are screwed.Mr.Mattress said:
Your only hope is that he can be killed. I have a shotgun and some blades for that.
1. Don't split up. At what point did anyone think that was a good idea?
2. If the locals warn you about a certain location, listen to them.
3. If you feel compelled to go anyway, bring a shotgun and body armor
4. If the target does not die from damage to the body but head shots drop it instantly, AIM FOR THE HEAD!!!
5. Don't investigate something strange. That is the job of the police, not you. Your only task is simple, survive. If you screw this up, you don't deserve to live.
2. If the locals warn you about a certain location, listen to them.
3. If you feel compelled to go anyway, bring a shotgun and body armor
4. If the target does not die from damage to the body but head shots drop it instantly, AIM FOR THE HEAD!!!
5. Don't investigate something strange. That is the job of the police, not you. Your only task is simple, survive. If you screw this up, you don't deserve to live.
That's for damned sure! They can keep their haunted place all to themselves, I'm going to live, thanks! Kick 'em in the shins, punch 'em in the face, tell 'em to stop that shit!Furburt said:
Simple. Don't have sex, don't split up, don't investigate the haunted house, don't turn off any lights, don't have sex. Did I mention not having sex?
ninja'd. I wouldn't have to worry about the whole bridge thing though. No bridges around here, no thick forests unless you REALLY want to cross a mile of open field, all the old houses are burned down, and none of my friends are that dumb.Furburt said:
Nice on the 30k btw.
Simple Answer: Use a ritual to turn myself into an Even MORE powerful demonic entity of death and destruction, thus destroying the evil entity and also everyone in the town.
Or, if that isn't an option
Grab a couple of guns with ammo, drive to the nearest airport and catch the next flight to anywhere that isn't there aka. Hijack a plane.
Or, if that isn't an option
Grab a couple of guns with ammo, drive to the nearest airport and catch the next flight to anywhere that isn't there aka. Hijack a plane.
Sit at home with a weapon and friends, tell everyone to stay away from the house and kill everyone that gets near. Dont be the minorty, dont start in fighting, dont say 'He's dead.' 'we're safe' or 'Everythings going to be alright.'