Your thought of the day

[HT_Black]

As it would happen, I have several:

If God has given you a tongue with which to enunciate your truth, but you do so in fear and ill confidence, then cut it out.

You know, I bet I could totally kill a crocidile with my bare hands.

The point where any performer begins openly mocking his detractors is either his shark-jumping moment or the best episode of the series.

You know what would make a good burger? Charmanders, that's what. It'd be like the hot sauce was built right in!

Which is more pitiable: the fool who realizes what he is and revels in it, or the one who doesn't and despises it?

Huh...I always wondered where those Pokemon eggs come from. Can Bulbasaurs screw Mudkips or something? I should ask Commi about that.

Which is worse? A loving but oppresive God, or one who straight doesn't give a shit?

Ping-pong-ping-pong-ping-pong-ping...BANANNA PHONE!

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Cinnamon is the best damn spice in the world... And Cinnamon Sugar is the best sugar ever too...

 

[Geekosaurus]

Do toilets on coaches have seat belts?

 

[Hollock]

I got my drivers liscense Whooo!
also zzzzzzzzzz because I've slept through half the day after getting it.

 

[Dango]

Today, Clannad is mostly what's on my mind.

Seeing as I just succeeded in getting another person to watch it, with satisfying results.

My thought is how I've gotten a friend to watch Angel Beats, Lucky Star, and Bleach, but failed to get them to watch Clannad.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Rest in Peace to all the fallen.

 

[ajofflight]

I miss a very good friend of mine whose birthday is tomorrow, and who I'm going to ask out in the next couple of days.

 

[viranimus]

Do your pets really love you.. or are they genetically predispositioned to Stockholm Syndrome?

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Today I read an article about the drills that were stolen to rescue the surviving mine workers in Chili. Yeah... money makes the world go round I guess.

 

[Liedna]

One that constantly springs to mind is:

Is that really all I did today?

...I suck

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Would I really eat that? And why isn't she back yet? I miss her.
How would Gandalf do in a fight against Jormungand? My teefs hurt. Why does my arm feel like it's bleeding?

It's all one thought, yes.

 

[DefunctTheory]

'My Balls Hurt.'

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

The cheese is always twice the fencepost.

Wisdom for the ages.

OT: Never drop your keys in magma.

 

[AvsJoe]

Enraha! EN - RA - HA!

Sorry, just finished watching Happy-Go-Lucky; great film!

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I'm going to make a roleplaying character of the description "Influential but manipulative jerk". Hooray!

 

[dex-dex]

Why am i sitting on the couch at midnight watching Sydney White? while eating a grilled cheese sandwich?

i wish i could say i am drunk but no.

 

[Serenegoose]

Why am i sitting on the couch at midnight watching Sydney White? while eating a grilled cheese sandwich?

i wish i could say i am drunk but no.

It could be worse. There could be no sandwich.

 

[Something Amyss]

Why am I a hypochondriac? I haven't died yet; I should stop finding a new life-threatening disease I have every month or so.

I hear "placebo" is an awesome cure for hypochondria.

I kid. I empathise, as I'm OCD and the two can have a lot of parallels.

 

[Loop Stricken]

Why can't I get over the girl I never spoke to for three years and haven't seen for eighteen months?

 

[Marter]

Okay, to answer my previous thought: Scott Pilgrim was good. Like, really good. (In case anyone cared).

And, I've got a new thought: When the fuck will my life get back in order?

That is what I will leave you fine folks with tonight. See you all in the morning.