I'm pretty sure no one on this forum needs me to point out all the utterly ignorant crap this post was splattered with, but for my own personal amusement I'm going to do it anyway.
PsychoJosh said:
I truly hold nothing but utter hate and contempt for Nintendo now, and quite frankly I don't see why everyone feels the pathological desire to fellate them all the time.
Um, what? It's quite clear from this first line alone you haven't even played a Nintendo game in years, so you've already got roughly 80% of the people no longer taking you seriously.
PsychoJosh said:
Okay, so they made a few memorable games, big deal.
Yeah, Nintendo's entire rabid fan base is for nothing but Super Mario Bros. 3 and Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. [/sarcasm]
PsychoJosh said:
That doesn't mean they're incapable of producing utter shit. Quite the contrary, the Wii is a worthless, gimmicky and ridiculous console with all of two games actually worth getting, one of which isn't even out yet.
Just because you believe the few games that you've never played and have been marketed for the Nintendo Wii are shit doesn't mean the entire library is such. In fact there are quite a few worthwhile games for the system that don't really get the attention they deserve--probably because fools like you who don't even bother playing one will shit all over a system they've decided to hate before even playing it.
As for being gimmicky, no self-respecting gamer buys a system because of a gimmick. To believe so is just moronic, and... oh, right.
PsychoJosh said:
More or less, the only good games ever made on a Nintendo console are made by Nintendo themselves.
To say nothing about the Final Fantasy series, which DID originally start on a Nintendo console. But hey, what does an unpopular series like Final Fantasy count for? [/more sarcasm]
PsychoJosh said:
I would probably be fine with them if they'd actually go somewhere with their franchises instead of stagnating on the same shit forever and ever.
Just because a company doesn't abandon a franchise that is still widely successful doesn't mean they're stagnating. It means they're staying loyal to the fan base that grew up with them. Fact is, every game in the series is an evolution of the previous one, and it's not as though the storyline doesn't change at all. I wonder if you even know what the word means, but it seems you have no problem criticizing games you've never played, so why not use words you don't know, too?
PsychoJosh said:
Maybe linear, repetitive games were acceptable in the mid-90s but they sure as hell aren't today.
Uh-huh, that explains the growing number of fans.
PsychoJosh said:
This is the day and age of games with depth and longevity to them, hell, even Street Fighter II still has more lasting power than a stupid modern-day Mario game where you collect 400 different kinds of shit to save a cocktease princess and witness an awful, contrived ending.
Yes, because we all loved the length and depth of Halo 3.
PsychoJosh said:
Once people beat the game they'll just let it collect dust on their shelves for five years until Nintendo releases another one with another stupid gimmick like Mario is made of water or caterpillars or something, at which point stupid brand-loyal gamers will immediately hock it for a $2 rebate towards the purchase of Super Mario Rainbow Caterpillar Fagrape Island or whatever. That was the case with Sunshine, it'll be the case with Galaxy.
I didn't know you were an expert on what people did with their games after they finished playing them, but allow me the one to completely tear down your theory. Last month I went and bought an old Nintendo from a pawn shop so I could go ahead and play the original Legend of Zelda again. That's right, I went back to a system and a game that's over a decade old, played through it again and I still loved it--crappy 2D graphics, weak storyline and all. Even in this day and age of super-advanced graphics and enriching in-depth plots and story lines, I can still go back and enjoy a game like that. That's what we call a classic. Meanwhile my PS2 has been sitting under my TV for about a year now, and THAT is now collecting dust.
PsychoJosh said:
Since they had a grand monopoly of video games in the 90s, they were essentially the only feasible choice for most gamers' parents back then, since not many people really felt devoted to following Sega.
That's just a lie. Many people enjoyed Sega before they took the Sonic series and tried to give it that Darker And Edgier feel that most gamers seemed to eat up back then(and still do). I myself loved my Sega Genesis while I had it, and who didn't love the original Sonic games?
PsychoJosh said:
Most of those nostalgia freaks who are fueled by brand loyalty and follow Nintendo's instructions to get their grandparents into playing crappy waggle minigame-fests are the reason they're doing well today.
Minigame-fests? I suppose by that extension the XBox is for those chumps who need to blow shit up before they have fun.
I'm not showing brand-loyalty. I enjoy a lot of PS2 games and even now I have every intention of getting a PS3. I'm just not oblivious to the fact that Nintendo is the king of video games for good reason.
PsychoJosh said:
These are the people who Nintendo feels they can resell Zelda to as many times as they fucking want, and they're right because most of these people are in their 20s or 30s now and likely have children they want to share the "magic of Nintendo" with so they can become corporate cocksuckers just like their parents.
Even the few people who took you seriously up to this point are just rolling their eyes at you now. I don't suppose it's too late to discourage you from procreation, though.
PsychoJosh said:
I fear this is the beginning of a horrible cycle that will go on for a long time.
I couldn't agree more.