Your time has come!

[The Funslinger]

That's right. The Grim Reaper's appeared before you. Ol' bonesy is here to claim your soul.

However, as per the rules, you may challenge him to any game of your choice. Assuming you win, your death is averted.

What game do you challenge Death to?

(Inb4 the XKCD comic with Gary Gygax)

For me, there would be three choices:

1) Double Rummy
2) A pokemon battle featuring his team of Magikarp vs my team of Metapods.
3) EDWARD 40 HANDS!!!! [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_40_hands]

 

[IndomitableSam]

Probably 20 questions and my answer would be "that kid in the yellow shirt I saw crossing the street this morning". Or something similarily dickish.

 

[Fappy]

That's right. The Grim Reaper's appeared before you. Ol' bonesy is here to claim your soul.

However, as per the rules, you may challenge him to any game of your choice. Assuming you win, your death is averted.

What game do you challenge Death to?

(Inb4 the XKCD comic with Gary Gygax)

For me, there would be three choices:

1) Double Rummy
2) A pokemon battle featuring his team of Magikarp vs my team of Metapods.
3) EDWARD 40 HANDS!!!! [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_40_hands]

Why isn't this in the OP?


I would challenge him to a game of "who can drink the most holy water".

 

[Human Centipede]

1) A Running challenge because I have the man power of three people.
2) A game of Limbo because I'm on my knees most of the time.
3) And a game of twister

 

[ShockValue]

Russian roulette, I'm feeling lucky. Or flip a coin or whatever.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I'd challenge him to a game of First to Die.

The first person to die, wins the game!

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I would challenge him to a game of Monopoly!

I'm the shit at that game and I can walk away saying that Death owed me money at the end!

 

[Kordie]

1) the classic, challenge him to get lost.
2) a game of "see who can live the longest" with no interferance from the other person.
3) a game of civilization on marathon settings, and no turn time limit.

 

[Cheesepower5]

Pattycake? ... No, bad idea...
Thum wrestl- no, not that either...
Bloody knuck- hmmm...

I know, Rock Paper Scissors!

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

...

Can I just kick him in the shin and run like hell?

 

[Scarim Coral]

I agreed on the game noughts and crosses ONLY if I go first!!!
This will only result in a game of eternity as Death can only get a tie (by going first, I will always win) unless I get so bored of it that I want death to take me away!

Oh and inb4 someone post this!

 

[Hazy992]

I'd challenge him to a 'which person's username on The Escapist is Hazy992' contest.

 

[The Funslinger]

I would challenge him to a game of "who can drink the most holy water".

Since when is Death satanic, though??

Death's Death. Older than God or the Devil, and a thousand times more kickass than both. He'll reap 'em both in the end.

 

[The Funslinger]

...

Can I just kick him in the shin and run like hell?

Someone already did something along those lines, and now he's wise to it.

 

[FalloutJack]

-Wait a minute...-

This isn't Castlevania's Death, Fappy. Holy Water doesn't work. He's Lawful Neutral.

OT: This is an easy one. You wanna know what you can't possibly lose to Death at?

Calvinball.

 

[Carbonyl]

While I really want to play Catan with Death, I feel like playing a cooperative game would be a better bet. If we play something like Arkham Horror, I win if we win, and I win if we lose... and the paradox will buy me time.

 

[Fappy]

-Wait a minute...-

This isn't Castlevania's Death, Fappy. Holy Water doesn't work. He's Lawful Neutral.

OT: This is an easy one. You wanna know what you can't possibly lose to Death at?

Calvinball.

Alright, alright. If we're going with the "force of nature" version of Death then I will concede.

 

[Lizardon]

Hide and Seek.

Whoever finds the other in the shortest amount of time wins. I'll let Death hide first ... and then I never find him.