PsychicTaco115 said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
PsychicTaco115 said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
PsychicTaco115 said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
PsychicTaco115 said:
I lead a league of injustice. Pretty explanatory...
If not that, then maybe "The Lovable Optimist."
Why? Because don't worry, be happy!
What?
Not the Overlord of Tacos? Tamer of the Hard Shell?
I see something wrong here.
I thought those were implied...
A cult leader of the God of Tacos is a pretty long title, plus it might turn people off because of the "cult" label.
Or maybe "Hater of Orphans?"
All seem to work
"All of the Above" is pretty original too!
You don't use the word "cult" silly, you say leader.
Besides, Tacos Cult doesn't sound dangerous, but friendly and delicious.
But it was implied, you are right. Damn you logic, I'll get you yet!
Adding "The" and "of" to any title makes it more prestigious! Thus, "The Cult of the Taco."
But how can you get something... that's part of you? O.O
Exorcisms? Nah, I don't want Hollywood making ANOTHER movie about it *waves fist at Hollywood*
Nah, exorcisms are sooooo overrated. They're messy and you run out of places to bury the failed ones, and holy water ain't cheap!
Science is what needs to be done here! Inception style! Or is it Taception? Whatever, it will be awesome!
Fine. We'll have to make a machine that does such a thing on a budget of.... nothing.
It'll have to do!
Ok, here's what we'll do, it sounds crazy, but check this out.
We find some tired college biochemical science student, promise him sleep and food, we'll feed him hot pockets, he'll be fine with it. We have him make cocaine, and then we give it to bears, bears love cocaine.
So, when they're stung up on that, they will start to do crazy things, that's when we swoop down and say we will get ride of them for a fee. And BAM!
You have your Taception machine to become the leader of The Cult of the Taco in no time! It's genius!