Your Title!

[dalek sec]

I already have a title

Pub Club Master Race!

[HEADING=1]Assemble![/HEADING]

I am Dalek Sec!

Title: Leader of the Cult of Skaro

So is there gonna be ice cream or what Clarion?

 

[launchpadmcqwak]

troy sanders...THE ONE TRUE LORD AND GOD OF ROCK

 

[Ham Blitz]

That Guy in the Background.
Such a glorious title.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Captain of the HMS Ippingshay and Lord of the Idiots

 

[Stryc9]

I am Dalek Sec!

Title: Leader of the Cult of Skaro

I was under the impression that honor fell to Dalek Caan after you turned yourself into an abomination and then killed yourself.

 

[Galletea]

You're title isn't that awesome...

Spoiler: Well it is. It says it, you know, in the title. But if you insist...

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Considering my avatar and username, I think that Just a Friend would be an appropriate title.

 

[EeveeElectro]

'Resident crazy cat lady'
Although Chrono212 messaged me last night so say my new title is 'Brony Agony Aunt.'

 

[Eleuthera]

<==

Or 'the invisible', that works as well...

 

[Badong]

I'd go with Guardian of the Fourth Wall or Moonborn anytime.

Or you know, Shadow Humper.

 

[Nerexor]

I AM THE MASTER... of Library and Information Science.

For a fictional title, perhaps I'll go with the 40K version of a librarian and become the Grand Magister of the Librarians.

Or, as a friend dubbed me when I told him about the very high number of tech courses in the library science field, Cyber Librarian: Vanguard against the Dastardly Dewey Decimal Army.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

The Fangirl.

No joke XD

 

[VeryOddGamer]

"The Fairly Strange Person" Sounds nice, doesn't it? VeryOddGamer, The Fairly Strange Person.

I have to start introducing myself as that in real life.

 

[StormShaun]

I have no Pub Club...Damn it all!

Okay I'll take the title that probably describes me the most on the Escapist.

"The Archangel of Lightning"...Don't deny it. I took it from my Avatar Adventure character.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I lead a league of injustice. Pretty explanatory...

If not that, then maybe "The Lovable Optimist."

Why? Because don't worry, be happy!

What?

Not the Overlord of Tacos? Tamer of the Hard Shell?

I see something wrong here.

I thought those were implied...

A cult leader of the God of Tacos is a pretty long title, plus it might turn people off because of the "cult" label.

Or maybe "Hater of Orphans?"

All seem to work

"All of the Above" is pretty original too!

You don't use the word "cult" silly, you say leader.

Besides, Tacos Cult doesn't sound dangerous, but friendly and delicious.

But it was implied, you are right. Damn you logic, I'll get you yet!

Adding "The" and "of" to any title makes it more prestigious! Thus, "The Cult of the Taco."

But how can you get something... that's part of you? O.O

Exorcisms? Nah, I don't want Hollywood making ANOTHER movie about it *waves fist at Hollywood*

Nah, exorcisms are sooooo overrated. They're messy and you run out of places to bury the failed ones, and holy water ain't cheap!

Science is what needs to be done here! Inception style! Or is it Taception? Whatever, it will be awesome!

Fine. We'll have to make a machine that does such a thing on a budget of.... nothing.

It'll have to do!

Ok, here's what we'll do, it sounds crazy, but check this out.

We find some tired college biochemical science student, promise him sleep and food, we'll feed him hot pockets, he'll be fine with it. We have him make cocaine, and then we give it to bears, bears love cocaine.

So, when they're stung up on that, they will start to do crazy things, that's when we swoop down and say we will get ride of them for a fee. And BAM!

You have your Taception machine to become the leader of The Cult of the Taco in no time! It's genius!

We'll have a bunch of coked up bears? Can we ride them?

But the student shouldn't snort the cocaine off the bears. Than no Hot Pockets for him!

And shortly after that, I get tazed for riding a bear and a prison sentence for drug possession. I'll recruit the inmates, then rebel in the prison and have our new capital.

I think it's plausible

Of course you can ride them! The bears will think it's some magical adventure and they're the mighty hero trying to save the bear princess.

The student will face terrible punishment for doing that, and we can't have people cutting in to the profit.

Exactly! Then while the inmate are causing a ruckus, you can swoop in and user every one into the new way of the taco. I'm telling you, this is fool proof.

So... What you're saying will look like this?

Spoiler

Yes, creative liberties were taken with this picture!

 

[Generalissimo]

"your commander in chief"

"master of disaster"

anyone who gets the references gets an epic cookie ^^

 

[Heronblade]

"Maestro", for reasons having nothing to do with musical ability.

Unfortunately for the sake of my ego, I already have a nickname. I was at one point described as a cuddly grizzly bear, partly because my disposition is at odds with my appearance. As a result, a few acquaintances of mine, mostly of the female persuasion, have taken to calling me "teddy".

 

[Emilox The Great]

Well.... i am known as :

The Wizard Of Blood, Sex, And Magic.
XolimeTheGruesome
Darth Fire-Face.
King Of The Fortress Of Fun.
The Great Cowboy Of Mystery
Kajnuraahk The Un-Maker.
King Of Complains.
Prince Of Hate.
Baron Of Bitching.
Herald Of Headbanging.
Master E.
Bringer Of Eternal Night.
Please Stop Looking At Me.
Hater Of The Sun.
Maker Of Titles.


I get bored sometimes...

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

The Great Mouse Detective.

There is no need for any other.

 

[lRookiel]

I have a few:

"The most dangerous Rookie"

"Cookie guardian of the escapist"

"10 year Baldurs Gate veteran"

"Top Procrastinator"

"Inventor of :3" (Shut up it's true!)