Man this is hard...Doug Stanhope, George Carlin, Kat Williams, Mitch Hedberg, gotta have someone British, so Russel Brand or Eddie Izzard.
Don't think I can really number them exactly. Also really like Ron White, Dave Chappelle, Joe Rogan, Russel Peters and Lewis Black.
MysteriousClark said:
Bill hicks
Doug stanhope
George carlin
Stewart lee
Jim jeffries
I have seen three of those live this year (no cookies for guessing it's the ones who aren't dead). Those are my favourites at the minute but there are others.
Though, are you specifically looking for stand up comedians? There are many funny folk who don't do so much these days? Russell brand for example, is a really funny stand up but annoying prick everywhere else.
I like your taste in comedians, but honestly I can't really see why so many people love Bill Hicks. I think the stuff he is saying is true, he's clever and everything, but I don't really laugh that much at what he says. Doug Stanhope can make me cry with laughter, but Bill Hicks just seems to be ranting more than making jokes out of it.
Oh well who knows.