For me its a toss up though one event is certainly sadder than the other.
A - The time i spent, in the middle of class or on the bus, playing pokemon against somone with the cord stretching across the walkway in high school. So fevered and dedicated was my need to be the pokemon master of my highschool that i failed the 9th grade accomplishing it.
B - Amidst a sexual tension discussion in general chat on Everquest, I submited that bixies(an in game NPC "Bee Women") Were hot, suggesting that while they're not say Angelina Jolie Hot, they are Agent 99 from get smart, Hot.
On a side note i think the best way to solve a Warhammer rule whoring argument is to steal the other douches figures when he goes for a mountain dew.