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InnerRebellion

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Physically, I prefer short girls, with brown hair, and a decent amount of curves. Breast size is a trivial thing (although I do like to have something to think upon when I'm daydreaming), and has to have nice legs... that she keepssmooth and shaven.

But, she has to be able to put up with how cynical I am, and needs a dry, dark sense of humour.
 

lolelemental

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This is for guys and girls,

Must play AT LEAST one (1) musical instrument, or have a great passion for music.
Must be fairly independent (I don't HAVE to call you every second of every day)

Must meet two of the following requirements
-Must be reasonably good looking
-Must be fairly intelligent (people who can teach me stuff or a packed with useless facts make me happy)
-Must be funny (humour is the spark which fuels my life)

If you think you meet those criteria please PM me :p
 

StBishop

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Kasper Gundersen said:
StBishop said:
Beautiful and intelligent women who're patient enough to put up with my annoying habits and share at least a couple of my interests.
They're rare. I found one though. :)
Intelligent, beautiful AND patient!?
Dude, congratu-fucking-lations, you have done what many guys have tried doing for YEARS! :D
Yeah, I think she's crazy though, she picked me =\.
 

aLivingPheonix

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Girl: I'm not really sure... Judging from my past crushes, probably... Athletic, a sense of humour, and intelligence.

Guy: Brad Pitt. I'm not homosexual, or even bisexual, but if I get the chance, Brad Pitt is MINE!
 

Kushin

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Girl: I'm all about the petite look. Petite redheads are awesome and look so damn cute while being hot at the same time. Preferably intelligent, sarcastic/witty enough to banter with me and kinky enough to keep up.

Guy: It's gotta be the traps and twinks. I may be a hairy beast myself but I dont find it attractive personally. The same personality and emotional type as above.
 

Kasper Gundersen

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StBishop said:
Kasper Gundersen said:
StBishop said:
Beautiful and intelligent women who're patient enough to put up with my annoying habits and share at least a couple of my interests.
They're rare. I found one though. :)
Intelligent, beautiful AND patient!?
Dude, congratu-fucking-lations, you have done what many guys have tried doing for YEARS! :D
Yeah, I think she's crazy though, she picked me =\.
Way to be optimistic XD
 

M Rotter

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RAKtheUndead said:
I don't have a "type", largely because getting into a relationship would require a woman to accept me for what I am - a grotesquely ugly, pedantic, pretentious, arrogant, lazy, selfish, boring oaf with no personality, brains only suitable for useless trivia and absolutely no social skills whatsoever.

That isn't going to happen.
way to jazz yourself up...
 

megaraccoon

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dont care for looks but i do prefer a big girl, muscle or fat, as long as shes funny, intelligent and loving and generally submissive
 

GrimTuesday

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I like smart girls, if you can't keep up with me in a discussion, I'm not going to be very interested due to the fact that girls like that tend to be poor conversation.
Looks aren't very important, lonely fat guys can't be too picky.
They have to get sarcasm, dark humor, and a mix of dry and crude humor. If they also have this sense of humor, that would be awesome.
I like girls with an interest in politics and religion.
Race is a none issue.
Likes to cook, I love to cook and would like someone to cook with.

So I like smart girls who can talk religion and politics with me, cooks, and have a similar sense of humor.
 

MassiveGeek

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Guys: My boyfriend. EDIT; maybe someone wants details... he needs to not be much bigger than me, since I'm tiny, he needs to be geeky and himself on every level. Also he needs to be evil - not in the Stalin or Hitler sense, more in the... Arthas Menethil-ish sense(you know, crazy but powerful with long hair, plotting world domination). Okay, being evil is optional, but it's a really charming thing. I love my boyfriend. :D

Girls: Androgynous and much taller than me, sort of masculine in personality and with a lot of brainpower. Or, really cute and really cuddly, preferably able to just sit and watch me play games, or even join in.
 

Sampsa

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Girl next door. I also find glasses attractive. If she liked games too it would be a huge bonus too.
 

Wutaiflea

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I like:

Physical attributes:
Smouldering eyes, in any colour
Broad, nicely shaped shoulders
Natural skin tone for their ethnicity (fuck tanning)
Similar height to myself, give or take a bit
Long hair

Personality attributes:
Intelligent
Interesting (perhaps able to talk about something I don't care about, and make it engaging)
Similar sense of humour to myself
Enjoys comedic swearing
Shares some interests with myself

These would apply to both men and women in my case.
 

JezebelinHell

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TestECull said:
Smart, attractive, easy going, not high maintenance, is a petrolhead, knows how to drive a stickshift without fucking the clutch up, can at least do her own auto maintenance, and is into me for me, not for my stuff...not that anyone would want any of the junk I have...

Basically the type of girl that doesn't exist.
LOLs Yea, you say you want a girl like this until she tells you how to fix something with your car and then you run off with your ego all dented. >.< Yea, it has happened, it was specifically an adjustment to a cable clutch. The relationship was never the same.

OT
Physically I like guys that are tall, thin build, not muscular, clean cut, dark hair and eyes. But really I end up dating guys more based on personality than looks. They have to be intelligent, have common sense and a sense of humor. What really gets me are mannerisms. I like watching people and usually it is some sort of mannerism a guy has that makes me notice them in some way beyond friendship. Mannerisms are just really sexy sometimes.
 
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i dont have a certain type of interest.my boyfriend is wonderful because he is himself. and i like his face. but he is not my ideal type. hes a bit overweight, but i dont care(and its very soft and fluffy^^

girls: heigh is unimportang, weight:normal or less. long or short hairs, i prefer black or red. i dont like blond. no girly or wery feminine (in a negative way)-no perfume, low-key makeup. should be interested in science and nature. little bit boyisch, intelligent and candid/straightforward thats very,very,very important. not "bitchy" or this feminime way of being totally illogical. i hate that. its horrible.

boys: same type. i like long hair. smart, science interested etc.
no-go:moustache. too beefy, cocky guys

very important: not jelous, not clingy. i need space and time for my self. i live with my boyfriend, both we have our private room where we spend much time of the day alone.
i´d become mad if we spend all time together.
 

wangdalfthegay

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a girl who is tall (i'm big into girls with nice legs), fair-skinned, long-haired, and intelligent enough to hold up their end of a conversation, but not a complete smart-arse (i'm a guy, for my ego's sake i need to be able to impress a woman with my useless knowledge). also someone who doesn't throw a hissy fit at the smallest things, who can tolerate my pisstaking, and ideally someone with a soft Irish accent but i'm getting waaaaay too exact now.

in terms of style i like them a bit rock chick, in a subtle way, but never seem to attract those sorts since i don't play guitar.