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Irony's Acolyte

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"Unending Advance of Time"
I'd cause my enemies to super-age so that in like in 10 seconds they're nothing but dust.
 

Chubb Secure

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"lazy destructoid kablam"

Im too lazy,weak,fat to think of my own move so i just win....thats it...Then you have to listen to me chant

"Yay" for a time unspecified

And then i eat cake...its not a lie damn it
 

-Samurai-

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Armored Prayer said:
"Wait... how the?"

Decapitate my opponent with his own head.
That made me laugh out loud.

Anyway:

"I can't take it!"

Randomly pull out a guitar and play any Nickelback song. My opponent would instantly commit suicide.
 

Joey245

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"Sonic Ragnarok Arcanum Raid"

I use all the special techniques from Kingdom Hearts, one after the other.

I dash at them with a metal rod seven times, then knock them into the air, bash them, shoot lasers from it, dash to them, whack the living crap out of them, bunt them to the ground, then throw the rod at them.

What do you mean it's not epic?
 
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Joey245 said:
"Sonic Ragnarok Arcanum Raid"

I use all the special techniques from Kingdom Hearts, one after the other.

I dash at them with my metal rod seven times, then knock them into the air, bash them, shoot lasers from it, dash to them, whack the living crap out of them, bunt them to the ground, then throw the rod at them.

What do you mean it's not epic?
You forgot Trinity Limit to throw it out there.
 

joshuaayt

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Well... My ONLY attack at present is the good ol' shitloads-of-coins-in-a-sock technique, so that one. Can my opponents all be made of glass, please?
Vhite said:
Sunslayer Torpedo. Maybe not the strongest but sounds awesome.
WHAT!? I thought it was the strongest. Wow, have I been misinformed. Better go back and play that now...
 

LitleWaffle

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Sepulchritude...

I would describe it, but it's too complicated and awesome.

Other than that, I would go with calling them a Tardhorse
 

Teddy Roosevelt

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First, I do a barrel roll, thereby reaching power levels in excess of 9000, with accordance to Vegeata's Scouter Theorem, then I divide by 0 using my >9000 powers, then I finish my foe with a Falcon Punch.

And that, my friends, is the unstoppable Meme Assault.
 

WhiteFangofWhoa

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Kick 'em into the air, leap up after them and come down standing on their throat, balanced on one leg.

Or, this threat carried out in its entirety:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/04/10/
 

The Austin

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Angryman101 said:
Whip my dick out. They die of shock from the sight of its massive, throbbing girth.
Obvious small penis is obvious. (Kidding :D)

Mine would be called: "Fuck it"

I pull out a gun and shoot my opponent's knee caps, and then light up a smoke made from $100 bills.

Bad ass.

Farmerman said:
i would beat them to death with their own skull :D
That's not possible.
 

Crispee

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I pull the Moon out of orbit and drop it on their heads.

Crispee wins: Multiple Genocides.
 

Lazy Kitty

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"Infinite Annihilation"

Destroys absolutely everything, doesn't care for mortality or immortality, doesn't stop at the borders of dimensions, time or reality...

All it leaves is absolute nothingness, a clean sheet for to completely start over creating new dimensions and realities.

Of course you understand that I only use that move when all dimensions start to bore me, if it's only a few I'd just destroy them individually...