Your Ultimate Attack

[Willis_D]

An axe to their face.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Ultimate Evil Destruction

I would slice and dice my oppenent into little tiny cubes and absorb their very life force into this blade.

Forged from Adamantium in the fires of Mount Doom and tempered in the blackest pits of Hell. The blade is imbued with the allmighty power of Lord Sauron and the blood of the Witch King of Angmar. It powers up to unleash a devastating hellfire storm by absorbing the life force of anything around me, and if anyone else tried to use it, contact with the sword would blacken their souls to the point of turning them into a wraith to do my bidding. (I am stealing heavily from Lord of the Rings and slightly from Onimusha). It would be a two hander and can block anything. On the blade would be "Lord Macgyvercas, Destroyer of Souls" in blood red runes that were carved by Valkyries in Valhalla. The blade is serrated and the hilt is made of Adamantium coated dragon bones. On the hilt are spirals of black onyx leading from the blade to the pommel. The onyx serves to project an aura that strikes fear into my enemies.

I would love that sword.

 

[El Poncho]

I whack them to death with a Magikarp shouting NOT SO PATHETIC NOW!

 

[ottenni]

Death by snuggie.

I smother them to death with a snuggie. Simple and embarrassing.

 

[superbatranger]

"Player 1 wins"

Makes player 1 (me) win.

Yay!

But what if you were Player 2?


My attack would be "Holy Hell Kick"

It renders you sterile.

 

[V8 Ninja]

"I WILL MURDER YOU!!!"

Me and my opponent sit down to have a lovely tea party and eat chocolate cake while exchanging some hilarious dialog. Pretty self-explanatory, right?

 

[dthvirus]

Words will appear in the air above me.

Super Nova

And the enemy will know he's screwed.

 

[Shawshanker]

My special attack is called "Blame Gravity"

I pull a jetpack out of my ass and pick up the other fighter.
I fly miles upward until I drop the other fighter.
Guy falls, goes splat.
And I will always end it with the line, "In the end, gravity was the true winner."

 

[Marter]

"WinRar"

I'd throw a filing cabinet at them.

 

[Last Bullet]

"Blue Screen Of Death"

On the console version of the game.

 

[Angryman101]

Whip my dick out. They die of shock from the sight of its massive, throbbing girth.

Obvious small penis is obvious. (Kidding )

HOW DID YOU KNOWWWWWWWW

 

[Vhite]

Well... My ONLY attack at present is the good ol' shitloads-of-coins-in-a-sock technique, so that one. Can my opponents all be made of glass, please?

Sunslayer Torpedo. Maybe not the strongest but sounds awesome.

WHAT!? I thought it was the strongest. Wow, have I been misinformed. Better go back and play that now...

Hey stop. Its strongest in that game but its probably not strongest attack ever.

 

[Estocavio]

Run away, buy a gun, come back, execute my foe, run away, sell the gun and drink some water for some reason.

 

[Revolutionary]

MEGA FIST! punch, they Asplode BOOM! :0

 

[SpecklePattern]

I would use any of the Batman moves that leaves words in the air. KAPOW or WHAM perhaps They seem to knock everyone out every single time.

 

[splatterguy734]

Cause a precision strike apocalypse on the exact spot where my opponent is.

 

[not_the_dm]

"Summon Colossus"

The little things are about 15 foot tall...

 

[slightly evil]

'aww, come on'
they die because I ask them nicely
or I die and become a ridiculously powerful sword, which they take as spoils... two months later when they've killed most of the world they get depressed and kil themselves, then I laugh

 

[jamesworkshop]

"WinRar"

I'd throw a filing cabinet at them.

Mine would be death by Snu Snu