Your useless superpower

[RobCoxxy]

I have the ability to recall any piece of information as long as I'll never EVER have any use for it.

The moment a piece of information becomes even marginally useful, I forget it completely.

I have that in real life...

OT:
During any dangerous/adrenaline-pumping superhero-y scenario, you fall asleep until the danger passes.

The ability to disguise yourself as anyone, as long as they look pretty much the same as you.
(IE, me disguising myself as Adrian Brody.)

The ability to fly, activated after becoming submerged under twenty feet of water.

 

[serialver]

Ability to regulate my breathing through sheer force of thought.

 

[Sovvolf]

The ability to make my penis grow to any size. Sadly the draw back to this is that I'm so ugly and stupid I can't get a girl long enough for her to appreciate this. How it does sort of work on criminal...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpCCgFlNW24&feature=related

 

[Punisher A.J.]

The ability to self destruct... would I ever be in the situation to use it? Probably not

deathbed

 

[ssgt splatter]

The ability to kill of my senses at will.

 

[Je Hones]

The ability to exist.

Woo.

 

[fluffthorrent]

To dress in a spot-on costume of Jar Jar Binks... but only while visiting a Star Wars convention.

"Me-sa Jar Ja-"
*punch*
*kick*
*lightsaber slash*

 

[Darren20]

The power to cause myself to have a seizure in the dark.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

The ability to correctly guess who's phoning!

 

[cptawesome]

Behold! i am MAN-MAN! I have all the strength and speed of an average, slightly overweight american male!

 

[ExiledRanger]

The ability to make cheesy jokes that dont make people laugh but kills a penguin everytime i say one

 

[Azaraxzealot]

the ability to make anything I touch have an orgasm

 

[Eatbrainz]

Solar powered night vision.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I would have the power to fly but only while on an airplane.

Damn ninjas... Also, welcome to the escapist! Keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times, and please don't feed the trolls.

OT: I would have the power to store any image in my mind indefinitely. As long as I had a camera with sufficient memory space to carry said image...

 

[antidonkey]

I have the ability to have sex with women and not become emotionally attached.



Come to think of it, most men have this power.

 

[Quaxar]

The ability to make perfect pancakes but being a veganism zealot.

I have the ability to have sex with women and not become emotionally attached.



Come to think of it, most men have this power.

So... should we all wear capes now and make swoosh noises? Because I'd be willing to.

 

[HandfulofWolf]

The ability to turn my hair invisible. As long as it is still attached to my head. Facial hair and eyebrows not included.

 

[HandfulofWolf]

The ability to make perfect pancakes but being a veganism zealot.

I have the ability to have sex with women and not become emotionally attached.



Come to think of it, most men have this power.

So... should we all wear capes now and make swoosh noises? Because I'd be willing to.

I also, would be willing to.

 

[firedfns13]

To have an axe-murderer's beard that turns invisible, but it only works when you aren't facing me.

Are axe murderers known for their beards?

I would have the ability to detonate any of my limbs. I would only use this power once. I would regret it afterward.

http://lolblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/beard.png

Cartoon reference