Your useless superpower

[SL33TBL1ND]

I have the ability to recall any piece of information as long as I'll never EVER have any use for it.

The moment a piece of information becomes even marginally useful, I forget it completely.

I already have this ability, and you seriously don't want it. But for me, I would like to be able to wade through all the Portal 2 awesomeness that has recently happened and understand what's going on.

 

[Slaanax]

The ability to change Pepsi to coke.

 

[mip0]

Well there's my god like charisma that only works when nobody's around.
There's also my Hulk-mode where the extra muscle mass is converted from my bones.

And of course the irl ability to plan things I will never do (kinda like window shopping in a way).

 

[sudokucrazedman]

The power to make people feel depressed with just a touch.

Super Hero Name: Captain Emo

and if that's not good enough...

The power to ruin other people's relationships.

Super Hero Name: Cock Blocker

 

[Kaltazraza]

The ability to poke a person 50meters away.

 

[Lotet]

the ability to negate all imaginary powers, weapons and friends in my line of sight

 

[Thwarted]

The United States of America. The most powerful superpower the world has ever known. Half of it's own citizens think that the world would be better off without it and on America's watch Iran is going to get nukes. or have I misinterpreted the question?

 

[Juven Ignus]

Pencil sharpening belly-button?

Seems...cool.

 

[Magnesium360]

Turn invisible! But only when no one is looking at me...