Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)

[MEEBO17]

A printer,paper, 2 pens and scissors. I would try to modify the printer with the pens and scissors, so the printer could shoot paper ninja stars at blinding speeds and slice thru the zombhies!

 

[Buleet]

A pair of socks.

Lovely.

 

[Wintermoot]

a small speaker or my computer (that I spray painted in the RX-78-2 colors) and some gundam models on it I could bludgeon zombies with it , some spray paint ome model knifes a empty capgun some saute thingy,s a glode and tiny toy katana actualy I got allot of crap around me I could use to distract the zombie

 

[Terminate421]

My cat, a TV remote and 2 DS lites

Bring it on mother fuckers.

 

[bubba145]

Near me swords in house .22 rifle and ammo.

 

[Amphoteric]

I got...

A chocolate cookie. At least I don't die hungry.

 

[Aiden_the-Joker1]

A glass and a spoon.. mother fu...

 

[Canid117]

I literally have a claymore and a crossbow to my left.

I call hax.

I've also got a katana somewhere in here (don't know where it is so I didn't list it), and to my right I have a pipe wrench and a Fubar.

I'm going to edit the rules. Anyone already living in their paranoid zombie bunker have to go to someone else's house.

 

[The Heik]

Reply with the weapon you've been given and tell us how you will use it to survive.

I've got a guitar, a stick of deodorant, and a lawn-chair. The most I can do is sit around providing awesome background music for those running from/being eaten by zombies.

 

[FortheLegion]

My door, a tv tray, a couch, and a pillow...
I guess the tv tray could be used as a blunt weapon?

 

[Nifarious]

fork, plate, remnants of french toast, book of French Theory, and a cat toy with a foot long stick.

Clearly the syrup will be enough to fix the fork onto the end of the cat toy to make a good eye gouger...then could use the string of the toy like razer wire to behead zombies up close. Maybe the plate would make a good buckler, even.

 

[THEMILKMAN]

a blanket and a body pillow...fuck

 

[sageoftruth]

Well, there are a bunch of things to my left. I choose the telephone. That could make an effective flail if swung over my head.

 

[Nikolaz72]

Alyx's pistol from Halflife 2. Unlimited Ammo? Machinegun AND pistol? Accurate and Fast? Really? Really? Too good to be true.. On top of it all its lightweight.

 

[black orchid1]

has anyone else noticed that all the really good weapons are kept on the RIGHT of poeple instead of left lol

 

[MrShowerHead]

16 empty cans of Coca Cola, 2 empty cans of beer, spoon, broken remote, Rubik's Cube and my paintball mask.

Meh, could be worse

 

[Aur0ra145]

Wow, well, I must say I lucked out.

My weapon according to this would be a Lee Enfield No. 4 Mk. 1. I'd just cleaned and leaned up against my desk to check the escapist.

 

[Cryptorus]

I have a closet door next to me, so I guess I am using the door, with a knife I keep inside that allows me to whittle a spear and other things. I love closets.

 

[Geekosaurus]

A Sky TV remote and a small porcelain dish thing that we keep the key for the windows in. Lets hope my brains taste crap.