Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)
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well im screwed, i've got 4 volumes of a book called "black cat" by Kentaro Yabuki and a digital camera. theres only so many zombies i'll be able to club to death with THOSE
Scissors... an old cd player... a pile of graphic novels... thats about it... oh, and my 70 pound pc. What, it's not like the internet'll still be up at that point!
The object(s) to my left are in my kitchen, full of iron pots and steak knives, also glass and heavy cooking machinery, I think I'll be alright. But the only downside is that it's a very small kitchen, but just enough room for one, sometimes two people.
Shit. I've got two light bulbs, a computer speaker, a cup full of pens a crappy mask from a trip to mexico, a wire folder holder, and a leatherman knife. I guess I could make the wire file holder into a makeshift shield by tying the speaker wires to it, use the light bulbs as a sound distraction (twice. . .), and use the leatherman knife as my primary weapon, but my odds of surviving for very long would be very, very bad.
I like this thread, but I'm totally fucked. All I have to my left is a copy of 'Get Smart' Season 1, a screwdriver, a Bob Marley vinyl, and a spliff. Maybe I can get the zombies stoned and watching Get Smart while I sneak up behind them with the screwdriver?
Let's see... a boot knife, hand sanitizer, oil treatment, herbal medecine book, steel water bottle, rope, two glasses, cup full of pens, and staples.
This is my office guys. Don't laugh. If you had said to the right I would have a shotgun and a C-AR15 (combat modified) as well as my battle rig.
Oh well.
I would use the boot knife for happy stabby time, and fill up the water bottle and sling it over my shoulder with the rope (hydration is key, plus it makes a great weapon). I would take the hand sanitizer and the oil treatment for starting fires. Everything else is a little pointless.
This is my office guys. Don't laugh. If you had said to the right I would have a shotgun and a C-AR15 (combat modified) as well as my battle rig.
Oh well.
I would use the boot knife for happy stabby time, and fill up the water bottle and sling it over my shoulder with the rope (hydration is key, plus it makes a great weapon). I would take the hand sanitizer and the oil treatment for starting fires. Everything else is a little pointless.
that's because most people are right handed so placing your weapons to the right of where you normally are. best weapon I have is a big book and my key ring because it has several keys on it that are sharp to I could use it as a knuckle duster till I get to the kitchen and get some knifes.black orchid1 said:
An Electric Guitar, an Acoustic Guitar and a large picture frame. Right then, shatter some of the glass from the frame and keep them handy for when things need to get stabby, destring both the guitars and use them and the rest of the shattered glas as trip hazards for the shuffling idiots (that way I know they're coming when hiding/sleeping), save some of the high strings (for those who don't know these are the really thin cheesewire-esque strings) to be used as garrotting devices/tooth floss (dental hygiene is important even when on the run from brain eating zombies). Break the more flimsy wood of the electric guitar for Emergency fires but keep the neck for use as a pretty string bat. Break the Electric Guitar in two and use the body as a shield and the neck as another bat. Basically my set up means I know when they are coming and can get ready/leg it.
I put farrrrr to much thought into that reply
I put farrrrr to much thought into that reply