Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)

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Gudrests

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Baseball bat, Samuri sword, Survival knife, a knife as a tool, some deodorant, and a few baseballs.......i think i just might come out of this alive
 

JokerCrowe

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A cup My laptop and My cellphone. (they're all on my laptop). OH and my Cellphone charger.
I wish MacGyver was there too. He could have made something out of that.
Like a machinegun.

Well, at least I can call people...
 

Roamin11

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Please use the search bar, I just answered one of these threads the other day, I kid you not

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.231110-Something-I-saw-on-The-Daily-Wh-at?page=1
 

Nieroshai

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I have a knife, a cell phone, a biology textbook, and the cable to my laptop. All in all, while not good for direct confrontation, that's pretty good for survival, even with the cable as a rope.
 

Tortoiseloz

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A limited edition box for starcraft 2, 2 remote control daleks, a book, usb stick, stuffed ivysaur, my solar battery thing, another computer and a watch
okay heres my plan
1. setup the computer so that it charges with the solar battery
2. program the daleks to follow my computers orders
3. put usb stick into computer to save dalek control data
4. open the book up and put ivysaur on the floor
5. Use the magical powers of my limited edition starcraft 2 box to bring the daleks, the ivysaur and all the characters in the book to life

Fuck yeah I'm awesome!
 

Rand-m

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My outfit for working in a meat department.

My knife is to my right.

I call shenanigans.
 

urithe

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I can kill a zombie with a DSi, or at list distruct him long enough to escape.
I mean who dosn't like mario kart?
 

Kazzak

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imnotparanoid said:
Age of empires 1, or a leaflet for longleat.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
You think your screwed? I have a pillow to the left of me. The Hell am I going to do with a pillow?
 

brawlfan1

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let me see, 2 wheel wheels, a roll of tape, scotch tape, 3 pairs of scissors and a head lamp.

To most people this would look bad. without the tape.

First i'd break all the scissors in half, the tape the new blades to my wii wheels. now I have melee weapons.

the headlamp is just a headlamp.
 

imnot

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Kazzak said:
imnotparanoid said:
Age of empires 1, or a leaflet for longleat.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
You think your screwed? I have a pillow to the left of me. The Hell am I going to do with a pillow?
You could smother them, what can I do paper cut them to death?
I wish I had a goblin shark, suck out their souls and shit.
 

DeadFOAM

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Let's see, a coffee mug, a printer, a can of spray cheese, a digital camera, a stack of black DVDs, a lamp, my sunglasses, and assorted pencils and pens. I guess beat zombies over the head with the printer, rub the DVDs on the ground to hopefully sharpen them, then throw (unlikely I know). Maybe use the pencils/pens as a crude dagger? And for a snack, SPRAY CHEESE!

Why couldn't it be to the right? I have a knife, a zippo, an aerosol can, cell phone, and my dresser with my assorted sharp objects in it! Just my luck!

Edit: Oh, and put on my sunglasses and make a horrible pun every so often.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
 

pope_of_larry

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a lamp a hat a notebook a mind rot magic card something i made in engineering class . spare par of glasses spare mouse pad empty tea bottle more magic cards brass polish shoe polish cd case rotc Manuel socks and under where cd case and last the clear plastic thing my ipod came in.... im fucked