Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)

[jrizzle90]

a glass dinner plate, cell phone, tv remote and ooh a blender. zombie filet and shake.

 

[gundargundar]

four books, a lamp, and a retainer case
at least I have something to keep me occupied
and I guess the retainer case could be sharpened into some type of shank
then I would read

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

I have a cupbord full of musical instruments and other random things on my left.
I could combine any of the various blunt/sharp objects.

I'll get the tamborine, replace the bells with some craft knives. Stick it on that metal pole. Now I have a crude spear.
Also useing the bodhran (Irish drum thingy) as a base, and the cover of the yamaha (piano)keybord, I have a makeshift sheild.

Im pretty well off.

 

[DarkSquadrant]

12 pens , a ruler, a scissor, a fork, a bowl, a plate, a roll of toliet paper(don't ask cause i don't know =\) two cartons of ice tea with half left in both, a calculator , hot dog buns, a table ,and a newpaper.

With these provisions I think i can kill 31 zombies but then die from lack of weapons.

 

[Gincairn]

I have a torch, a psp, a cat toy and 2 cans of lighter fluid. . . interesting

 

[Doinstuffman38]

A baseball bat, a pair of drumsticks, and a Halo 3 Legendary Edition Master Chief Helmet are at my left. Also, a glass of Root Beer.

 

[Aerakade]

Uhm cell phone, tape, folder, class pictures, blanket, waste basket and couch...If I could lift the couch by myself and use it as a weapon it'd be the obvious choice, but alas, tape it is. I'll tape down someone else and then let the zombies chew on them while I'm slothfully get away.

 

[ReprobateGamer]

Well, if it was to my right, I could slide across the table, throwing the empty pint glass, coaster, nail clippers, baby store catalogues and chair as I go, nip out through the window and enter the hardware store across the street

But to my left are the clean and drying nappy liners for my baby daughter ...

 

[HT_Black]

Neither, actually. See, I live on a farm, right? And lately, we've been having a major fox/raccoon/possum problem, so we keep the shottie and the pistol by the door. Immediately beyond said door--which was open when I wrote my post--is a heavy-duty alligator chopper which we use to remove unsightly trees from the property line. Next to that was a crowbar, which I I moved there two days ago after using it to pry apart some rotten boards in the porch. Lying behind the alligator chopper and crowbar is a meter-long rebar, which I recently used to help fashion a gate and discarded there as I was going in for the night.

See? Totally legit.

Ok, you got me.

I have diffculty imagining your firearms leaning against the wall or whatever.

I have always known strict gun control laws requiring firearms to be locked up at all times unless being used or maintained, even durin transport. And you can only use them on registered ranges (Even paintball).

Is that so? My condolances: in my state, the only thing you aren't allowed to have about willy-nilly are sawn-offs and full-autos; everything else and anything you do with it is perfectly fine, so long as it's not another guy you're shooting.

 

[lokun489]

knife camera and a cup of lemoade...um am i screwed?

 

[Amoron]

hmmm...well to my left I have a Game Cube and a cross with Jesus on it so I guess that can do some damage

 

[telophase]

i have a packed of m&ms and an ipod, well im fucked

 

[Fists]

Damn, it has to be on my left?
to my left I have a light-weight acoustic guitar, my iPod and wallet, I guess theres also some aerosole deoderant and a lighter here somewhere, but the light is very nearly out of fluid. Slightly further away are some empty spirits bottles which could work. My wallet has a 1" blade in it (SwissCard)
To my right however there's a 5.5" blade the computer tower and a 360 so I'm alright for sharp and blunt on that side, there's also the dust-bin which I could put over their head to muzzle them. My car keys are on my right as well.

Left side: Oh sh...
Right side: Bearable

 

[Ponch]

Ranked by Lethality(to myself):
Cell phone
Angle-headed flashlight(small)
Neverender DVDs
Belt
iPod USB cord
Cell phone charger
Laundry detergent
15 cents in change
Pocket notebook
12 scantron quizzstrips(FORM. NO. 815-E)
Pillow sham
Stuffed hippo(extra-small)

 

[Ponch]

knife camera and a cup of lemoade...um am i screwed?

Hell no, you're not screwed!
you have a knife-camera!

 

[Vern]

I have a machete, a 12ga shotgun, a bp pen, a precision screwdriver, and Weltgeschichte A bis Z. So I could be quite a bit worse off. And I can always brush up on my German in the down time.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

A bunch of books for the most part. I can beat the zombies over the head with the massive tome known as Capital Volume 1. Fear the wrath of the Proletariat!

I do have a decorative knife in my room which could actually have some use. Technically it is to the left of me, but its more in front rather than to the left though.

 

[Flames66]

At the time I read the question, I had my left foot in my left hand, so I'm counting that. Also to my left there is a roll of duck tape and my laptop bag containing; a knife, an umbrella, a tooth brush, My Fountain Pen, a backup umbrella, a waterproof, some paperwork and a pair of dirty socks.

 

[Evil mr dave]

I have a speaker, a hip flask, and the Master Cheifs head

At least ill do better then the guy with the bed linen