Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)

[The Night Shade]

Let's see a piece of paper I'm pretty much screwed don't I

 

[Wandering hobo]

sticky notes

 

[JRyuzaki218]

2 Water Bottles, A Lamp, one Wendy's Cup and a Speaker....wow lol

 

[Madshaw]

a piano stool? or a glass bowl and spoon, hmmmm even further to the left is the iron, erm i guess i'll be hunting the living to steal their brains pretty damn soon

 

[Steve Butts]

A box of business cards and a small statue of Napoleon on horseback.

 

[Miffmoff]

TV remote, sky remote, xbox controller, mobile phone and a periodic table

At least when the world ends I'll be able to teach the children about the elements after its all over

 

[Alex Cowan]

An iPad - I might be able to distract them with its shininess whilst sneakily running away. Failing that, there is a scalpel, so if any of them have any appendixes they want {badass voice}...removed...{/voice} they just need ask. and lie still. Yeah, I'm screwed...

 

[rddj623]

A plastic water bottle, Marvel Zombies Volume 1, Marvel Zombies vs Army of Darkness, two pens (one black, one blue), my calendar/appointment book, and my iPod nano charging cord.

Well dang, maybe I could read zombie stories to the zombies and become a sort of paternal figure to them...

Or I'm pretty much gonna have to run away until I can find better weapons.

 

[Kazzak]

Age of empires 1, or a leaflet for longleat.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

You think your screwed? I have a pillow to the left of me. The Hell am I going to do with a pillow?

You could smother them, what can I do paper cut them to death?
I wish I had a goblin shark, suck out their souls and shit.

Something tells me zombies may not have souls. Because, you know, their zombies.

 

[krimson_dropz]

lol a rather heavy, solid, comfortable chair...hmm dont think i'm TOO bad off.

 

[imnot]

Age of empires 1, or a leaflet for longleat.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

You think your screwed? I have a pillow to the left of me. The Hell am I going to do with a pillow?

You could smother them, what can I do paper cut them to death?
I wish I had a goblin shark, suck out their souls and shit.

Something tells me zombies may not have souls. Because, you know, their zombies.

Yeah but theyre still scary as fuck!
I mean what wouldnt be scared of this!

Spoiler

Seriously these guys are terrefying!

Spoiler

 

[Macheteswordgun]

A rambo knife a lighter a dissection kit and a shotgun

 

[Xanadu84]

HA! Sleeping Bag, leather jacket, Running Shoes, my friends Pistol, hunting knife, and a Crowbar.

 

[Corporal Bill]

A whiteboard, a whiteboard marker, and a magnet.

...i'm fucked, aren't I?

(Cool thread, initially I thought "oh god, ANOTHER zombie apocalypse thread", but this one certainly does have a unique twist)

A wall and a german pint glass, sir I am fucked not you :L

 

[Raregolddragon]

Ducktape, sweet I turn so much shit in to a real weapon by putting them together.

Knife+stick= pike

bat+big knife= machete

and if all else fails I can just tape zombies mouths shut.

 

[wrecker77]

A textbook.

Bring it.

 

[nairb1582]

I actually have a semiautomatic shotgun about 5 feet to my left. It's in a closet, but I think I can let this one slide.

 

[Something Amyss]

I glucometer, two flashlights, some power cords, and an Amazon Kindle.

I'm not the most screwed, but....

 

[Andrew Whitaker]

I gots a box full of rocks, a pointy glass pyramid, a desk made of metal framework and removable glass sheets, my left speaker and subwoofer, deoderant, drum kit and wooden shelves.

Best case scenario I'm allowed to go get the key to undo all the screws for the metal framework, and find a lighter. Homemade flamethrower + metal poles = good. I come across instant zombie killer spray.

 

[Macrobstar]

shoes, a mini fridge and a bed. crap.